Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

You got a million hits already online.
Hello?
but...
David Letterman is retiring.
everybody'll think I'm a genius
Yeah!
Louie C.K., Louie!
You're not going to get bumped.
Please, get up, get dressed and meet me there.
Now, folks, as I...
Just don't do this to me.
Do you want his job?
And I've seen it turn around.
...a round of applause...
that's the answer.
But thank you.
You got airplane stories? I can do a--
Cannot leave this room.
your chances are very slim.
"I don't know.
You know the real trick here?
There won't be somebody else here next month.
Carnegie Deli.