Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Tom Cruise is not coming tonight.
Yeah, I didn't have much time to think about it.
This is his last year on "The Late Show."
Whatever.
after explaining to you
No.
he's gonna be my very first guest tonight.
What I'm about to tell you, nobody knows,
They find out.
You're on lead guest, okay?
Only in America, we have this luxury,
I see the wheels turning.
Sit down, sit down.
Hey, what's going on?
You all right, you good? Yeah, I'm ready.
and Tom loves to go long, tells great stories
Oh, we're getting Jerry Seinfeld.
Other countries, they don't have a choice.
Being a consumer is like a job.
Shit.
Excuse me, can you please tell us
Jay's gonna love tomorrow night on the ow.
Good to see you. Hey, how are you?
what do we expose our kids to when.
You do standup, you make, maybe,
that the remote is counterintuitive.
You can go in now.