Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

You were very funny last night on "The Tonight Show."

written by an insane person

I'm gonna ask you one re time.

Oh, this is my agent, Doug. It's an honor to meet--

You think it's over and you're afraid to try.

we do a test show.

"I don't know which one to get, I don't know.

and falling asleep to

before it gets embarrassing.

Some of that delicious Velveeta juice.

I have a "do not disturb" sign on the door,

Okay, I got it.

a little less, maybe.

and we get-- we try to perfect everything in our lives

Ross, you tell him? I haven't told him yet.

He hates surprises

Hey, everybody, welcome back.

But you could change it.

but you're on the back nine of your career.

Okay, good. Okay.

at a community college to support your kids

Okay. Are you listening to me?

In ten years, you're gonna be teaching comedy

Have you been there?

But you'll take the heat on all that.

Oh, 'cause of the war."

These are confidentiality agreements.

It's in your power to change that.

'cause life is good and so we want it to be better