Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Ross Rhea, you're a cheap motherfucker!

I'm just not in...

LaFlamme a tremendous move.

Keep it moving.

You don't even know these guys.

Have you ever jerked off on ecstasy?

Glatt, he duffs the shot, gets it back to LaFlamme.

Get the fuck out of here!

or one a month for 50 fucking months.

I've had enough of you

Oh, my God! Oh, my God!

The cheese has been curded. Let's pour some gravy on me...

And the young gun from Orangetown they call The Thug has done it.

You just wait. Wait one month.

I'm horny a lot.

He's straight up the middle, in across the left.

And the team needs somebody to light the way.

Goodbye, bitch!

It didn't hurt at all.

Do you have any idea what would happen

Are you on a date with this loser?

That doesn't bother you?

Okay, well, LaFlamme, I'm ripping that "A" off your jersey.

Frame it and you can remember your days as an Assassin.

where she drags her fucking jagged little coke nail

He's 40 years old.

Eva, I really like your name.

Here's the pass over to LaFlamme. LaFlamme taking it along the boards.

I dig hockey players.

Where's the puck, man? I can't see the shot.

Hey, my brother's gay.

...Sick of hockey

Nice one, Dougie!

Smitty thinks you look like Stevie Wonder on steroids...

You actually have blue eyes in real life.

Steve-O, go out for Dougie.

Isn't that unbelievable?

I watched this guy fight three guys, knock out all their teeth.

That better be four minutes, ref.

and a lot of other people, too.

I'm stupid. He's gay.

The rumors, the fuck tapes. It all starts to add up.

Who the fuck are you?!

It says here that you have brown eyes.

You're so beautiful.

Doug, he wants to offer you a contract.

You might want to wash it before you put on.

it doesn't matter.

No, I'm sorry. Fuck!

If ever there comes a time when it gets down to the marrow

and I like power drinks and water.

Anything you need, you tell me, he'll do it.

LaFlamme serving a high-sticking major

'cause I was so disoriented.

That's gay with a dash of something else

Now a three-on-one develops.

Keep moving. Get in the box.

The defenseman totally lost control...

The league is sending a clear message

No, no, no, sit down. Sit down.

Oh Fuck! What the fuck?

What I want you to do is come down to the rink tomorrow,

No, I can't! Okay?

Man on, man on!

To kick fucking ass!

You got a pretty name and a pretty face.

What does Eva think about kissing?

Okay, I'll see you then.

That's broken up by York, knocked it out of the air.

Why did you text me, then?

Ross "The Boss" Rhea.

When that puck drops, we all drop.

What are those?

They shoot! He scored!

You, Gord, LaFlamme, you're starting.

Fuck you, Gus and Brian, you motherfuckers!

Assistant captain. Good on you. Keep up the good work.

Stevenson! Here's Mason. Works it up the boards.

No. Thank you so much for asking me.

He's absolutely leveled by Rhea!

This is not ducking Football!!!

Well, I'm here to do whatever they need me to do.

I'm a fucking hockey player.

This boy popped a cherry tonight.

Hold the box, boys! Clear the crease, Dougie!

Thanks for Loopy, Coach.

I liked making out with you. It was fun.

Let's go. Let's go! Change it up!

Ladies and gentlemen, this is actually fucking happening.

will share the same ice