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Yeah, every year I get a Christmas card from her signed with too many X's and O's.
Excellent question.
...the agreed upon occupancy of the shower.
superseded
Thirty-two-ounce banana smoothie, 16 ounce bladder.
...and gave mouth-to-mouth resuscitation to an elderly nun...
Hey, I know. Let's take Sheldon dancing.
- You worried about secondhand smoke? - A little.
What does your cotillion training say is expected of a gentleman...
The least I can do is let him hang out and watch cable.
Self-destruct sequence activated.
I need some context.
I can't hear you. I'm in the shower.
Oh, I don't know if I'm up for talking about rainbows, unicorns...
Is he deliberately blowing smoke at me?
...through chasing, assault and a stylized penile display.
...is now the second best thing that's happened today.
As that's the primary ingredient of baby powder...
Excuse me.
...to function in 18th century Vienna.