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Um, it's fairly technical.
...is not specific as to what constitutes an emergency.
I also found a Korean man's business card tucked into my cleavage.
You dance with me.
- What kind of emergency? - Mathematical.
- Give him what he wants or we're done. - Really?
...regarding my problem here at home. You kissed me...
Fine.
I'd like you to sign it.
Other than my mother, my sister and my meemaw, no.
...making life in the apartment very uncomfortable for me.
- Really? - I don't see why that's surprising.
Whee!
Oh, we are so taking you dancing.
Top of her class. Cambridge University.
I believe this supersedes the occupancy issue.
Well, when challenged, monkeys generally assert their dominance...
I got you the lamb kabob.
I asked if you were in the shower, but that's moot now.
He's one of the animals in my department's nicotine addiction study.