Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

No! My girlfriend's is about to be stolen by anthony balsamo.

Then why are you here

And then this happened.

I get it, your little feet are mad,

Just sorting through the treasures of our relationship.

Dana isabelle caldwell, you're worth it.

¶ laying everybody low

But this period of your life... (clicks tongue)

Sure, I was a clumsy doof with limited hand and leg strength,

Not the olympic kind.

You are in so much trouble, mister!

Oh, and by the way,

You got to think big.

Please. It's just one little football game.

Big game today.

Turns out, being swaddled like a baby

Adam, you can't buy a girlfriend.

Especially my girlfriend, dana caldwell.

I know what I said.

Mur, I'm a reasonable man.

But worst of all, the girls were growing even faster,

When they were arrested.

Adult adam: Even though the eagles lost pretty bad that day,

But no matter what size you are, it's worth it.

It's the biggest game of the year.

My mom said, one day,

But I was only in atlantic city for a few hours,

By a man who sells the fourth-best type of flooring.

What are you doing?

(sighs) that's not helpful, is it?

I read it in gq.

It didn't come close to the rage in my heart.

"for the working mom on the go."

Oh, you were gonna say it. I wasn't going to say it.

He's at the water tower. You're weak.

Do you even listen when I talk?

We're talking screaming and swearing.