Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Can we use your house?

our official relationship mash-up name.

I will not take a sabbatical, as we agreed,

It's like I'm dating some idiotic game show host.

Okay, I want everyone to go around

- Fish and pop. - No.

so we can talk about everything?

you correctly pointed out that we were arguing about stuff

Drip Club is drip club.

The point is, I'm a terrible dog owner.

You're right, but using basic logic and human intelligence,

Really? I don't have my guitar.

It's like somehow everything I do with her is wrong.

They screwed up my campaign signs.

- What? - Oh, my God, this.

Well, soon it won't matter.

- Our water has poop in it. - Oh, my God.

So wait, what was your question again?

I now officially insist that you take a sabbatical.

And because I work for the government,

That's not how this ends, okay?

- to his own birthday party? - It did seem like an oversight.

so I only get one real birthday, you know, once every four years.

I am not allowed to do anything campaign-related