Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Well if Val were here, I'd tell her I did not cheat on her.

about the whole being an immortal galactic being thing.

Every time you wash your hands, you're killing billions of inferior organisms.

The girls at Bible study call me Pussy Quicksilver.

Hey, why haven't I gotten a single application from my website?

I am so excited for my seating ceremony. What do I get to sit on?

But I'm glad some stories do have happy endings.

Why not eat uninhabited planets?

That's not how you spell "bazaar."

Puppeteer! Liu Kang bicycle kick.

So that explains your full name,

How's the online dating going?

Am I supposed to laugh? This shit just got dark.

Well at least if your siblings don't like me, I'll charm their spouses.

[children screaming]

and I have never been more attracted to you.

Oh, goddamn! Your ex is your twin brother?

because we had a meeting and I clearly said the word of the day is "squishy."

♪ And love is the sun ♪

No. Wait! Are you watching my sister have sex?

You've got yourself a deal.

How about at my mother's house?

I'm just having a teensy problem with the planetary genocide.

Goodbye forever!

45 Dragon like giant mythical monster lizard!?

Show no mercy, puppeteer!

and I haven't seen no cheering, no screaming, or no confetti.

Holy shit, this family is fuck--

So what… what is that supposed to mean? You think I'm fat?

That's gotta be the best goddamn puppeteer in the universe.

You're going to impregnate all of your cousins

♪ Together, you and me ♪

Fuck it. Protein's protein.

Just, yes, lift up the arm.

while the whole family watches