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You must be the new guy.
Hi, Barry. [giggles] I hope this isn't too forward,
I'm Bazarack, your Emperor Supreme,
-What's that? -A gallon jug full of my jizz.
We did a video chat the other day and she kept baring her teeth at me.
♪ Together, you and me ♪
Or introduced me to her cult leader?
Shut up, Fichael. Uncle Wig's telling a joke.
Even though Flammy fucked a loser and birthed a freak,
Okay, you mind putting a lid on that?
Good, because I don't have sex with just anyone.
Yes! Oh, yes in there! In there! In there!
Fichael? Fichael, where are you?
It was the most painful 20 minutes of my life,
♪ And it's clear to me that love… ♪
This handsome ex-fiancé.
Help! I've been attacked.
Anyway, I hope everyone is enjoying their feast of white goop,
I've never met your family. I've got to make sure they like me.
Would you be a dear and go glaze the innocent people
And you're the bitch.
Wait, one last thing.
but my heart belongs to another.
Flammy, I didn't get a single punch in,
Oh, yeah, I'm a serial killer.
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