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♪ It's the magic that pushes through… ♪
All this stuff means is that she likes you.
Edith, why did you miss the shuffleboard game yesterday?
That is the classic dynamic. Every woman has to be one of those three.
Whoo!
Make me slap that ass.
Oh, I can't believe Fichael is late for our one-month anniversary dinner.
когда кот решил поспать рядом с тобой I don't feel so lonely anymore
-Oh, yeah. -Are you sure you're a virgin?
I told you your family wouldn't fucking like me.
"Oh, how did you get into my apartment?"
Chee
which is why I spent the last 20 minutes making this.
Do you just hate humans?
Uh, you never told me to do that.
I was wondering if it, uh, would be a good idea
Welcome to the execution ball.
since that botched back-alley abortion destroyed your uterus.
In fact, I only eat one thing. [chuckles]
I didn't order this.
since the voice in my head told me to tongue-fuck a shotgun.
but I've been having such a great time chatting with you.
I can feel it in my bones.
They're selling arts and crafts on my URL?
Everyone, let's not let this ruin our ball.
Presenting the rulers of the planets of the Zagloot system.
Barry! No!
We have a long, proud tradition of inbreeding.