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I cannot deal with this right now
Guys, I think Lois is getting a visit
(barking)
What are you talking about?
I've got it all figured out, Brian.
Happy gigty birthday mikey
So what? She can name a kind of car.
What do you say? Who's in?
You know what happened, you sexy minx.
which Kristen Stewart does not have.
in that sexy voice while we do it.
I'm telling you, this kid is the next Justin Bieber.
Good afternoon, I'm Tom Tucker.
I love you, Rupert.
What the hell's wrong with you, Peter?
Oh, hey, Brian. Where have you been?
Um, excuse me, would you mind keeping it down?
W c
Are you saying you want me
Oh, yeah, we've actually been
Tell you what, you drive me to Middleborough,
You owe me from when I took you to see Shakespeare in the Park,
to stop hanging out with Joe and Quagmire?
Your softball chatter made that quite clear.
Well, I should probably get going.
(sneezes)
(chuckles): Oh, ho, ho.
we're partying all night with the trapeze people!
With Lois?
and created antibodies, and then the pathogens
It was the first time I had an orgasm
elbow each other right in the jugs.
Huh. Me, too.
and I overcame my stutter through some pretty kooky means.
She was afraid he was gonna choke you.
(gasps)
[ buzzer sounds ]
Oh, you missed so much!
You know, there's no better outing
Don't you give up on me, Rupert!
She sent him back to the factory.
I'm gonna have to crawl to the bathroom.
I got a huge stack of coupons to go through.