Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

thank you for what you did for the musical.

♪ Hey, hey, yeah ♪

Kurt, Rachel and Brittany are all

♪ Candy man ♪

Oh, okay, you know what? I did not just leave one diva-driven

You need to quit messing around and get a real job.

♪ Yeah, we maxed our credit cards ♪

No, Mummy, America's wonderful.

You can keep the raccoon.

Can I think about it for, like, a day?

Whoa, whoa. It would be an honor.

Noted. Good to know.

but I can still run as a write-in candidate.

I wanted to show you my program

Come on, baby...

If I did, would you join me?

I'm just one wish away from your pot of gold. Right?

so have a seat- I'm trying to give a pep talk.

someone's got to help her cross the street.

Why would I care about all-girl?

One: "Valerie. "

♪ And people tend to pass you over ♪

♪ He's a one-stop shop, with a real big... uhh... ♪

Uh, excuse me, sweetie.

Listen, I really want to

Let us babysit Beth for a couple of hours,

I understand. I just... want what's best for all of you.

for the McKinley High production of West Side Story,

Proving that Shelby is an unfit mother.

Save the show? We lost the funding.

Baby sacrifice makes me sad.

I can get into her pot of gold.

♪ Sometimes I don't know ♪

Don't know how she does it.

and I don't want to abandon my friends, but...

Wait, isn't this a date?

♪ And it's beautiful ♪

Shh, shh, shh, shh...

You know, on a football scholarship or... I don't know.

I need some help with a clogged pipe.

but I know you're a potato-eating poser,

So they canceled the musical.

Can this kid even sing?

It's just really bad timing right now.

♪ And got kicked out of the bar ♪

Would you do this whole school a favor, and just disappear?

We all need to get creative.

Get her to come with you.

But the problem with dreams is there's always some naysayer

All right, thank you. Thank you.

♪ I love you ♪

Which is easy when your waiting list has a waiting list.

Besides, if an art teacher runs against her

but I'm really overwhelmed right now, could you just-just...

I know it's not easy being the new kid around school, not fitting in anywhere.

All right. It's okay.

our essence, sums up who we want to be, who we really are.

♪ And I think it's what I want to be. ♪

Lord Tubbington to quit smoking?

You have my number?

You're not the only one who knows about me. What do you mean?

every day and never getting a smog check.

Finally came in to get that muffler fixed?