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about his Netflix show, the Santa Clarita Diet.
for this fancy cocktail party, and once again,
You're leaving forever?
This is Officer Stickbutt, in pursuit.
The syrup and the bacon.
No, no, no. Those days are behind me.
Phew. That was close one. I sure did. Great.
-It insists... -It insists...
-No. -Oh, come on.
We find the defendant, Peter Griffin, b'caw.
-¶ Pan... ¶ -(engines revving)
There! I said it. You know what it's like being married to you?
(squishing)
-Come on, kids, we're leaving. -What?
listen to the pancake with slices of banana on it.
I'm actually going to Hedo for Pancakes.
¶ Your father's in a coma ¶
I only read four books in my life,
Oh, yeah! The ripping and the tearing.
Probably reading Orwell.
Yeah, well, I saw him go through it.
to the Santa Clarita Diet,
¶ It's not always an accident ¶
I'm here from the mortgage company.
SALGO NO SALGO
But I made the rules, so I went with it.
(deep voice): ¶ He's gonna die. ¶
Yeah, six across the board.
¶ Panama... ¶
Yes I can, Hoppy Picky Kickin Bubba DogDay and CatNap. Yes I can, Hoppy Picky Kickin Bubba DogDay and CatNap.
Hey, before I go, what's the boat's Wi-Fi password?
The Godfather insists upon itself.
Jo just dropped a cracker
¶ And who am I? I'm a fly on the wall ¶
This me took a picture of dog poo.
¶ From the heat coming off of it ¶
-Never read a book? -Peter's never read a book!
(gasps) Me?!
and being awesome and partying and being rad.