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♪ The butterflies ♪
[kids laughing]
Oh fuck.
-He brought his world-famous ass. -Hold on.
Whoa! What happened to you?
Ooh, my ACL!
[keypad clicking]
I won't be mad.
Up is down, left is right. Soup is salad.
Okay. I won't think.
Being asexual doesn't mean you have to be alone.
Oh, sweetie. It's okay.
-Probably. -Yeah. We're really gonna go at it.
Oh, like a true psycho.
And she is my regular-sized girlfriend.
Yeah, be the change you wanna see in your dad's shitty apartment.
Or maybe you're like me.
I'm here to surprise and delight you, my dear. [groans]
-And I really like her. And-- -Whoa, whoa, whoa.
No, more like
Is the man of the house home?
You guys are not gonna believe this, but I gotta take a dump again.
Yeah, hitchhiking.
We'd get them gender-neutral clothes and toys.
You are the most unique and special human I have ever known.
Yeah.
but I've come to pay my respect and to seek your advice.
I do not like this dynamic.
Okay. Was that the emergency?
She's rich and cool, and she hates everybody.
And we're done.
I'm just gonna kiss my girlfriend.
No, uh-uh, but thank you for asking.
Hey, guys, do you mind?
No, run. Run for your life. And take the Cheerios.
And why are the cup holders full of Honey Nut Cheerios?
Zoe, Lisa, Lenny.
Jason Momoa?
Are you all right? And be honest now, 'cause I already know the answer.
Okay, that's the problem.
-Damn. -[chuckles]
Look at us sitting here.
Shit, that's beautiful. I think I'm falling in love with Alison.
That's what I'm looking for. What does that feel like?
But let's go home and get you cleaned up.
Elijah, I was hoping to see you before I left.
There's something wrong with my toilet,
You know, I never really thought about it that way before.