Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Well... well then he's NOT alive.
Basically, Kenny, you... are Keanu Reeves.
Wha, what's the matter, doctor?
Open the gate!
No! No, no boys! Aw Goddamnit!
What’s the point? They have a Keanu Reeves now
We are outnumbered and in need of someone Who can singlehandedly bring the whole dark empire down.
As people on both sides of the argument vie for media attention.
Your army nears the Kingdon of Heaven, my Lord.
A young man. Basically, he's like Keanu Reeves.
I don't know if we should continue without knowing more about this Keanu Reeves God has.
Eric, I never really liked you. But then, nobody does.
Satan is planning a massiva attack and he knows we are too few in number to stop him!
Satan! God has mocked thee once again!
If the child dies and his soul returns to heaven, God will have his Keanu Reeves!
Uuhh, excuse me. I uh, just found the last page of Kenny's will.
We will try to keep Hell's Aermy from breaking through as long as possible.
Then they will be here on the morrow. Without Kenny's soul here there will be nobody who can use the holy PSP.
Cartman's side is right, for the wrong reasons.
I found the page where Kenny specified his wishes about being on life support.
Satan's army has crossed over the Plains of Limbo!
You... are the best. YOU, are the only hope for the universe.
How can they let an eight-year-old decide Kenny's fate?
Come! There is much to discuss
Basically, Jinki, you... are Keanu Reeves.
Hopefull, it will be long enough to get our Keanu Reeves back.
There isn't much time, Kenny.
It's like, it's like TEN times bigger than that battle!