Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

How can they let an eight-year-old decide Kenny's fate?
Then they will be here on the morrow. Without Kenny's soul here there will be nobody who can use the holy PSP.
What’s the point? They have a Keanu Reeves now
Cartman's side is right, for the wrong reasons.
We are outnumbered and in need of someone Who can singlehandedly bring the whole dark empire down.
There isn't much time, Kenny.
I found the page where Kenny specified his wishes about being on life support.
Satan is planning a massiva attack and he knows we are too few in number to stop him!
No! No, no boys! Aw Goddamnit!
Open the gate!
If the child dies and his soul returns to heaven, God will have his Keanu Reeves!
You... are the best. YOU, are the only hope for the universe.
I don't know if we should continue without knowing more about this Keanu Reeves God has.
Your army nears the Kingdon of Heaven, my Lord.
Well... well then he's NOT alive.
It's like, it's like TEN times bigger than that battle!
Satan! God has mocked thee once again!
Basically, Jinki, you... are Keanu Reeves.
Uuhh, excuse me. I uh, just found the last page of Kenny's will.
Hopefull, it will be long enough to get our Keanu Reeves back.
Eric, I never really liked you. But then, nobody does.
A young man. Basically, he's like Keanu Reeves.
Satan's army has crossed over the Plains of Limbo!
As people on both sides of the argument vie for media attention.
Wha, what's the matter, doctor?
Come! There is much to discuss
Basically, Kenny, you... are Keanu Reeves.
We will try to keep Hell's Aermy from breaking through as long as possible.