Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Can't bring myself to fling barbs at such a wide target.
A relationship between you and me?
David, you're the most disgusting creature--
-Anyone I know? -No.
...what the hell it is we're arguing about.
Bet your folks are popping their buttons.
Your brother sure knows how to throw a wedding.
I can understand how you might have been a little worried coming in here.
-What are you doing here? -That's what I wanna know!
-He hated it. -Well, what do you expect?
-l won't. -Call him.
I wanna thank you for inviting me up here.
Boss, let's get out of here.
T-minus-12 days and counting.
Come on, come on, no big deal.
-I hate you! -Make this easy.
Look, you know the kind of guy Miss Hayes goes for.
-And knitting. -Knitting.
A dare that's a prelude to embarrassment and disaster.
...to get him to live in the same house with you.
Saw you sitting over here.
Yeah.
I'm not unhappy, I'm....
...but I'm afraid I'm gonna have to shake the man's hand.
What are you talking about?
Well, sir, I'm going through with this for you.
...and see if you could stop by and pick her up on the way to lunch.
...to help you out of this little dilemma.
It's all in the packaging. Not that I care or anything.
The sacrament of holy matrimony isn't something to be taken lightly.
But, hey, you have to understand...
I just wish I'd had a big, fancy wedding...
-I understand that. -Fine, sneer all you want.
I would be fighting out of my weight class.
Well, with all due respect, sir, speak for yourself.
I'm not gonna get lynched. I won't even wear a necktie.
Things have been real crazy at the office.
Oh, man, it's 10:06.
Have it your way. Have it David's way. We'll do it.
Get married.
Who's the friend?
Hey, hold on. Hold on, just a second.
What, a bachelor party for a guy who's already married...
I hate to say, "I told you so," but I told you so.
The baby's not mine, you're not mine.
...besides provoking our first fight and ruining our evening.
Well, I could see how it'd be a lot less harmful...
"Walter Bishop this, Walter Bishop that."