HOT
APP
STORIES
QUIZZES
DISCOVER
MEMES
EMOJI
More
CREATE STORIES
DAILY
DISCOVER
PHRASES
NUDGE CLIPS
CONTENT REQUEST
LOGIN
HOT
APP
STORIES
QUIZZES
MEMES
EMOJI
STORY
DAILY
PHRASES
DISCOVER
NUDGE CLIPS
REQUEST CONTENT
×
Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips
So do you love him?
Not to mention spiteful.
“Why? -You didn't touch your food.
He said the same thing about you.
Now, give me three shorts and a long. Here we go: short, short, short, long.
I know that it is insane, but I've gotta pinch-hit.
Short. Give me a deep, cleansing breath.
...lose a couple of teeth on the communion rail.
Try and make me!
--1 am passionately in love with this man.
There. This guy sitting there by himself.
-You don't know what you're saying. -I know exactly.
-Hi. -Hi.
Okay, I'm gonna go take a little walk around the block.
-We'll rearrange his packaging. -You got it.
How can our wedding be an embarrassing disaster?
Yeah, so excuse the interruption. Just take it from the downbeat, Rev.
-l can't. -Call him.
-But you've never met him. -Don't have to.
-Must be big plans. -Big plans.
No. I came in to see if I could interest you in a little lunch.
Of course. Who will be giving the bride away?
All right, pull over. I'll drive.
My only hope is they're so hammered in there they won't recognize who I am.
Good. Good.
You flatter me, sir.
Well, I'm pretty sure I can tell you everything there is to know...
Yeah, well, that's a trick I do. I try and will the food into my mouth.
...and stare at the secretaries twitching in the noonday sun...
First of all, you're not invited.
What I'm really thinking is, "You are nothing but a railway wreck, pal."
-And they are? -Big.
This is great, Walter.
Great. Okay.
...1s hereby adjourned.
-Put the phone down. -Call him.
-Great. -Great.
-No talking out of turn. -And?
-David. -Maddie.
You got a safety pin?
-I'd just like the chance to think ab-- -So you were lying to me--
...without having to drag you out of bed...
Quite a day, huh?
Yeah, who else could it be?
-What'd you think? -0f?