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forever bound to suckle from the shriveled breast of Congress.
I said, "It-" Oh.
Shh.
It's Mom!
#A weema-way A weema-way #
- Johnny Tightlips, where'd they hit you? - I ain't sayin' nothin'.
Please, children, scooch closer. Don't make me tell you again about the scooching.
Someone's in the Kitchen with Jesus.
is the B-2 bomber more detectable when it rains?
Okay, kid, there's the water. Knock yourself out.
Fire in the hole!
Hey, we just took care of that dangerous melon that was threatening our garden.
You can’t retire “the struggle is real” That’s half my act!
Anyhoo, the key to fathering is don't overthink, because overthinking is, um-
- This is a ukulele. - Yeah, the thinking man's violin. Check it out.
# She's the kindjust couldn't lose She ain't lost one yet ##
Oh, yeah? You didn't blow up Maggie's room.
All right!
Oh, don't worry. You'll be sleeping in this beautiful new doghouse.
# At a beauty contest #
- All right. Fair enough. - Class act.
- uh-huh , uh-huh that's very nice. - don't you know who I am ?
# I want to go back to my little grass shack in Kealakekua, Hawaii #
Do you have any friends or family you can stay with?
Maybe so. But Dawson's gonna be bummed.
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