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Maybe so. But Dawson's gonna be bummed.
Oh, don't worry. You'll be sleeping in this beautiful new doghouse.
# I want to go back to my little grass shack in Kealakekua, Hawaii #
You can’t retire “the struggle is real” That’s half my act!
Someone's in the Kitchen with Jesus.
forever bound to suckle from the shriveled breast of Congress.
All right!
# She's the kindjust couldn't lose She ain't lost one yet ##
Shh.
Okay, kid, there's the water. Knock yourself out.
Oh, yeah? You didn't blow up Maggie's room.
Do you have any friends or family you can stay with?
Anyhoo, the key to fathering is don't overthink, because overthinking is, um-
- All right. Fair enough. - Class act.
- uh-huh , uh-huh that's very nice. - don't you know who I am ?
- This is a ukulele. - Yeah, the thinking man's violin. Check it out.
It's Mom!
# At a beauty contest #
is the B-2 bomber more detectable when it rains?
Fire in the hole!
Hey, we just took care of that dangerous melon that was threatening our garden.
Please, children, scooch closer. Don't make me tell you again about the scooching.
I said, "It-" Oh.
- Johnny Tightlips, where'd they hit you? - I ain't sayin' nothin'.
#A weema-way A weema-way #