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- Name? - My name is Sophie.
I'm all for ethnic diversity, but this is just pandering.
Dad, relax. Just enjoy the sunset.
No!
Boy, fatherhood is one tough gig. I don't get how other guys do it.
Okay, that stings daddy's eyes, honey.
You know, Homer, I've spent my whole life entertaining kids.
Hey, this pen's gotta last me all day!
What's going on here?
- that's not about how much money they make? - Uh, yeah.
Ohh.
- Ohh. Was your mother an Israeli flight attendant? - No.
- But- - Please, just sit down. I'm embarrassed for both of us.
Will do.
Homer, what are you doing?
Did you know Fat Tony's real name is Marion?
"Call me Ishmael, dummy."
Amen.
Homer, I got it!
- Your biggest fan. - Hey, good for you, 'cause I wanna...
Heads up!
Really? You'd help me take on the mob?
No, no, no. I was asking Maya Angelou.
Their hands were everywhere.
Yeah. We're heroes. But where's our parade?
- Oh. What do you think, Tom Clancy? - Well, the B-2-
but I wouldn't trade it for anything.
Come on, Dad. Let's go bodysurfing or boogie boarding.