Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

You know, Homer, I've spent my whole life entertaining kids.

Homer, I got it!

- Your biggest fan. - Hey, good for you, 'cause I wanna...

- Ohh. Was your mother an Israeli flight attendant? - No.

Boy, fatherhood is one tough gig. I don't get how other guys do it.

"Call me Ishmael, dummy."

Homer, what are you doing?

What's going on here?

Did you know Fat Tony's real name is Marion?

Okay, that stings daddy's eyes, honey.

- that's not about how much money they make? - Uh, yeah.

I'm all for ethnic diversity, but this is just pandering.

- Name? - My name is Sophie.

Come on, Dad. Let's go bodysurfing or boogie boarding.

Their hands were everywhere.

- But- - Please, just sit down. I'm embarrassed for both of us.

but I wouldn't trade it for anything.

Yeah. We're heroes. But where's our parade?

Hey, this pen's gotta last me all day!

- Oh. What do you think, Tom Clancy? - Well, the B-2-

No, no, no. I was asking Maya Angelou.

Really? You'd help me take on the mob?

Dad, relax. Just enjoy the sunset.