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Oh, all right.
During the show, a desert wind kicked up.
Shut up, Updike!
Come on. How about a tune for the old man?
- It's beautiful. - Do you play?
- Mush, Homer! Mush! - Catch, Dad! Catch!
I curse, I gamble, I pick fights with homeless people, l-
It's some kind of Mafia summit!
this guy's about to jack off
yeah yeah
Wait! Time out! Four aces is not a gamble.
Shut up, Updike!
Yaah!
With my diet, you can eat all you want anytime you want.
Please, just sit down. I'm embarrassed for both of us.
So you really know Krusty? What's he like?
It won't bring much cash but its sentimental value's through the roof
Oh I need a sucker for my break.
Thanks, Dad.
it's the Cincinnati Bengals cheerleaders!
"K the C"?
I thought I was on! When was I off? That bit about the tide pool?
All Mom ever said was my father was some pathetic clown.
What's wrong with your eyes? You need a Claritin or something?