Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Please, just sit down. I'm embarrassed for both of us.
Yaah!
I curse, I gamble, I pick fights with homeless people, l-
- Mush, Homer! Mush! - Catch, Dad! Catch!
What's wrong with your eyes? You need a Claritin or something?
It's some kind of Mafia summit!
Shut up, Updike!
Come on. How about a tune for the old man?
Shut up, Updike!
With my diet, you can eat all you want anytime you want.
"K the C"?
it's the Cincinnati Bengals cheerleaders!
this guy's about to jack off
Thanks, Dad.
Wait! Time out! Four aces is not a gamble.
During the show, a desert wind kicked up.
I thought I was on! When was I off? That bit about the tide pool?
yeah yeah
So you really know Krusty? What's he like?
It won't bring much cash but its sentimental value's through the roof
- It's beautiful. - Do you play?
Oh, all right.
All Mom ever said was my father was some pathetic clown.
Oh I need a sucker for my break.