Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- And you lose weight? - Uh, you might. It's a free country.

Then it's decided. Our Web site name will be crime. Org.

Same here, Dad. It's nice that you don't always have to be on.

We slept late into the morning. And then-

# And that slip looks just the right size for me #

The Cuomos, the Travoltas, the Lasordas, the Boyardees.

I mean, I knew he was a player, but geez, a kid?

Oh, he's wonderful. He would do anything for his fans.

- And you've lined the case with money. - Huh?

Maybe it was the anthrax in the air.

So I typed "pathetic clown" into a search engine and your name popped right up.

# Well, I conducted the test myself#

Hey, I can't look at that! I have a girlfriend back home!

Well, I won't lie. Fatherhood isn't easy- like motherhood-

Aw, that's my girl.

I think we're in the clear.

Hmm. I think I found my mentor.

- John Updike. - Whoa, whoa. I didn't ask for your life story.

Mmm! These stigmuffins are to die for.

Here's your mission. Get down with the clown.

Book writing, what a scam, huh?

The violin's gotta be around here somewhere.

What's going on here?

Anything at all. You name it. What do you want to do?

Fine. I'll just discuss heavenly matters.

Then I'm in and I call! Four aces!

- Can we make this hand high-low? - No.

- It is my birthday! - That's the spirit. Now what do you want to do?

# She's the cutest little thing I know #

- I'm out. - Fold-o-rama.

Well, like all Americans, fast. But-

So how's Maude Flanders doing up there? She playin' the field?