Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

# She's the cutest little thing I know #

The violin's gotta be around here somewhere.

Aw, that's my girl.

- I'm out. - Fold-o-rama.

- Can we make this hand high-low? - No.

Well, like all Americans, fast. But-

So I typed "pathetic clown" into a search engine and your name popped right up.

Same here, Dad. It's nice that you don't always have to be on.

Well, I won't lie. Fatherhood isn't easy- like motherhood-

I mean, I knew he was a player, but geez, a kid?

- And you've lined the case with money. - Huh?

Fine. I'll just discuss heavenly matters.

Hey, I can't look at that! I have a girlfriend back home!

What's going on here?

Oh, he's wonderful. He would do anything for his fans.

- It is my birthday! - That's the spirit. Now what do you want to do?

Here's your mission. Get down with the clown.

We slept late into the morning. And then-

# And that slip looks just the right size for me #

Book writing, what a scam, huh?

Mmm! These stigmuffins are to die for.

- And you lose weight? - Uh, you might. It's a free country.

Hmm. I think I found my mentor.

The Cuomos, the Travoltas, the Lasordas, the Boyardees.

Anything at all. You name it. What do you want to do?

Maybe it was the anthrax in the air.

- John Updike. - Whoa, whoa. I didn't ask for your life story.

# Well, I conducted the test myself#

Then it's decided. Our Web site name will be crime. Org.

I think we're in the clear.

Then I'm in and I call! Four aces!

So how's Maude Flanders doing up there? She playin' the field?