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- name please. - marine piper.
Hmm? Ohh, ohh, ohh!
Oh, man. I'm totally tapped. Would you consider taking my Rolex?
Hmm. Well, you can't argue with results.
Oh, Krusty. I'm sure she just needs time to get used to you.
I sought shelter in a nearby tent.
# Do it, do it do it, do it #
Now just when you thought the desert couldn't get any hotter...
What were we talking about? Ooh, a clown!
That's him! That's the one! Homer Simpson!
Oh, if you like that, you should try Mary Magdalene's Chocolate Orgasm.
Sorry, Daddy. How should I punish myself?
All righty.
Maybe it was the fact the Arab women weren't bitin'.
Ooh, okay.
Care to try a sample from my new cookbook-
But I was hoping maybe we could do some stuff together, like go to the beach and junk.
- Hey, good luck with that. - I'm your daughter.
Hey.
- D'oh! - D'oh!
You're starting to grow on me.
It was nice meeting you. Thanks for coming out.
Small bills, unmarked and nonsequential.
- say what ? - I miss you so much.
You know, for a clown, you're not really a lot of fun.
Oh, no! Oh, no! You can't! My daughter will never forgive me!
January 2007.
Saddam Hussein? They should call him "So-Damn-Insane!"
What's going on here?
You can't kill Saddam! He's half my act!
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