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The one thing I could always count on my entire life...
Okay.
Oh, honey, can...?
We'll be here.
Dad...
- Thanks to your... - Big mouth?
Man, just when I start feeling like a normal, everyday guy...
Well, I'm sorry, I was only starring in the biggest kiddie show of all time.
Superman, you have a medical condition that is potentially dangerous.
Yeah, fishing together and stuff.
Sayonara, Supes.
Inconclusive.
Something rang a bell, so I did some checking.
Okay, so far I'm up by a watch, a belt and a pair of pants.
...and formed into bullets.
- He told his sisters how to use... - Red Kryptonite.
If you lose this hand, you can just kiss that shirt goodbye.
Oh, Clark. Listen, I want you to meet my son here, Jerry.
Consider me far away from there.
You know, Lois, for the first time in my entire life...
Gadget? Wasn't he paroled on good behavior?
...who might've been inside with him.
You were such a good poker player...
Thought it was about time.
They're a bit concerned that Superman may still go berserk.
- Clark, it's nothing. - Honey, I'm so sorry.
- I missed this little baby. - What is it?
Paperweight from the prison gift shop.
Are you sure you don't moonlight as a dealer in Vegas?
And he or his sisters could've told somebody else how to use it.
It's okay.
...and let me tell you the good news.
Not that I blame you for your failures. It's your mother's influence.
That is all. Thank you.
I mean, people pass bad checks every day.
My powers have gone out of whack...
All I'm saying is that it may be very manly not to show concern, even Supermanly...