HOT
APP
STORIES
QUIZZES
DISCOVER
MEMES
EMOJI
More
CREATE STORIES
DAILY
DISCOVER
PHRASES
NUDGE CLIPS
CONTENT REQUEST
LOGIN
HOT
APP
STORIES
QUIZZES
MEMES
EMOJI
STORY
DAILY
PHRASES
DISCOVER
NUDGE CLIPS
REQUEST CONTENT
×
Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips
you know, Japan, shit like that. You know what I mean?
All right, guys. Keep the ball in front of you.
Leading off for the Bears, Kelly Leak.
That's bullshit, Joey!
What are you doing?
How about that?
One, two, three! Angels!
Whose name is on that trophy, Sanchez?
You guys watching that? Let's go, let's go. Good job.
There's something...
All right, way to go, guys. Way to go! Good hustle!
Don't worry about that.
One more, baby. One more!
Bad news for the Athletics, that's what it means.
And try to forgive an old drunk for being an asshole.
There's spit, okay? And what are you on? I want some.
To finish the game.
ok
Okay, Jose, you and Tanner sit this one out.
Nice try, you little creep.
I know you're not good at listening to me,
That's Norma Kamali. it's vintage.
You kidding? You saw that arm.
I know a tie's a lot like kissing your sister, but the way we have been comming along. Its kinda like kissing a really hot step sister
lt's called baseball, or maybe you forgot.
What in the hell are you doing? This is not T-ball!
Well, pretty-- Pretty big odds.
. .
You know, I spoke to your boy. You know what he said to me?
Next batter for the Bears,
Well, do you?
Or stop by, see me sometime. I'm over at Chevy Valley Subaru.
I heard he puts money under your pillow when you lose a tooth.
Put me down! Put me down!
Shut up. I'll be fine.
This is what's called a moral victory, Toby.
What a fag.. M
What the hell is wrong with you?
Sorry, Paco, no habla.
Wait. I have seen you around. We haven't even talked since you pulled
Amanda, you really...
Buttermaker, they're here.
- Jeez. Could this team be any lamer? - So there's no Hooper?
Next batter, Ahmad Abdul Rahim.
Bad news for the Reds, that's what it means.
Guys.
You okay? Come on, get up.
Gimme one! Gotta protect the Family Jewels
No? Willie Mays?
I guess you know what you're doing.
Charge it.
Just leave it at that, will you?
Go mott! Go mott!
Well, the kids are great. They really are.
Chicken!
Well, I was gonna come back, but I had a little incident.
Well, sure. What do you think I am, some asshole?
BUT HE’S A WHITE
Nobody wants you around here, all right?
One time I struck out Mike Schmidt in an exhibition game.
Look at you.
That's pretty good, guys. Did you see that? Damn near got him.
Oh, yeah? Well, I'm in a damn wheelchair.
What the hell is the matter with you, kid?
Their dad's our gardener. Mom said we need them to fill out the team.
Oh, I know one.
Okay, so not only do I have to coach the bronze medalists
Bad news for the Eejits, that's what it means.
See you later.
And as far as I can tell,
All right, guys, listen up.
Okay. Oh, another class. Great. Okay.
Let go of me!
- Mr. Buttermaker? - Yeah.
Come on, Amanda, just a few games, please?
- Listen, old man-- - Hey, now, you listen to me.
Lupus! Lupus!
And what's that?
Screw this, I'm taking his wallet.
Yo, bro, what up?
And you know what that means for the Athletics?
Staley Staley
because I know this game, you know? And...
- Break it up! - Hey!
Lucky hit.
Come on, Kelly!
and mom went to work and then you busted me?
Go!
Are you kidding? it's the middle of the game.
Run, run, run!
I used to do it with my pop all the time.
Just leave me alone will you, Buttermaker.
Just checking in. Listen, Ray, I wanted to see
I was like a dad to you.
Sit up straight, you look like a bunch of hound dogs.
Hey, guys, come here a minute.
He could have hurt him. Don't overreact.
Zak, Dono, wanna beer?
Dick.
Looks like you're smuggling grapes down there.
Said some things we didn't mean, you know.
No doubt. I'm going with you.
Good hustle.