Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

You tried to hit him.

You're supposed to pick it up, throw the guy out at first base, okay?

Yep, he's a real badass.

I might have called you sometime in the last three years? But I didn't, did l?

I'm coaching a team out in the Valley, and I was just thinking, you know,

We don't want to play no more.

No, I don't remember that.

lt's like I told you before, there's no ''l'' in team.

I don't need these.

Strike 3....you're out Buddy!

That's what I'm talking about. Way to take it, buddy.

Great game. I'm proud of you.

Damn right, loser!

Bad news for the Giants !

You're 1 2. There ain't no out when you're 1 2.

- Now, come on. Let's do it. - I just want to hit the ball.

Now, stand still and listen to me.

about a simple farm hand

Here, carry that.

Ain't no doubt about it, lady, you got a shitload of rats down there.

- I'm on Atkins. - What?

lf you won't play ball, why are you here?

Bad news for the Cavaliers, that's what it means.

lnfused vinegars.

You got a future Lupus.

lf it was for quitters, it would be your field. But it's not.

Do the same thing. Lean in, just get on base. Kelly's up next.

Mom says I have cancer of the eye.

Lupus, alcohol.

Mr. Buttermaker?

Liberal propaganda. Don't worry about it. it's just bullshit.

- Strike one! - Come on, Lupus.

lt's a home run for Kelly Leak.

He thinks baseball's stupid.

Butterballs, stay in your dugout!

Hooper go to right field. Prem-- Where's Prem? Go to the left.

Two outs. Come on, one more.

So wear these things.

A natural at that shit.

the serial killer who gets married in prison.

I don't have to tell you who we play for the pennant

Bad news for the Athletics, that's what it means.

They used to stitch everything up, goddamn it. lt was like the Dark Ages.

- Armenian. - Yeah, right.

and he's branding his initials in your ass with a hot coat hanger.

For your information, it's a classic.

Bad news for the Barcrawlers, that's what it means.

Pilates, the flower-seed business, pottery--

And I got half a mind to find your old man and kick him in the nuts so hard

but it's gonna drop right off the table. So you don't bail out,

I know a tie's a lot like kissing your sister, as my old coach used to say.

- What? - You know, dropping out.

Ray Bullock and our returning champs, the Yankees.

I gotta leave early today. We're doing leather tanning in art club.

All right, guys, listen up.

All the good colors are taken: Black and white, red and white,

I'm sure your arm sucks now, anyhow.

- Excuse me? - You heard me.

Listen, don't talk to anybody but what's-his-ass.

Zero for a lifetime.

So take off the hooker suit, let's go.

Sorry the stuff's so ratty, but this is a six-team league,

I'm only here for them.

How you do, and the result of that effort,

Let's go, buddy!

- Tanner! - Where's the toilet?

I was just getting Gatorade for the guys, you know.

I don't want wings.

Now batting for the Bears, number 20, Mike Engelberg.

Good hustle, Van Horn! Way to beat it out!

Have a nice time on the bench.

There's too many Gnats out here...

Look at those little bastards over there.

Ball four! Take your base.

What's Covid 19? And why do I have to wear a mask?

You don't have any business hanging out with me.

You don't give two shits about these kids. I'm calling the game.

Just passing by.

Morris ''The Blade'' Buttermaker.

Engelberg! These are my friends!

Hey, get back in the dugout. Hey!

Yeah. What are you going to do about it, Oreo?

Do you speak Latin? I'm much better at Latin.

- Play ball! - Cream it, Whitewood!

Give me one. Gotta protect the family jewels.