Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Sometimes bird poo tastes like candy.
ls it true you were on the Mariners?
but I was afraid your mom would've sued the ball.
lt's my arm. it's killing me.
What are doing here?
- You with me? - Like I said, we took a vote.
Shake it off.
Get in here. Put that thing in fourth gear.
Listen, kid, you don't want to go to Salt Lake, trust me.
- One, two, three! - Bears!
Excellent. You have a future Lupus.
You scared the hell out of me. Don't be leaning on the door.
Okay.
- Hooper! Come on, man. - Yeah, Hooper!
But stopping the season till we complied?
Number 1 4, left fielder, Jeff Wong.
See you later, Buttermaker.
the grace of our Lord,
Besides that, you owe me.
- Bad news for the Angels. - You're damn right, it does.
So get out there.
...the bad boy,
Now batting, number 9, Joey Bullock.
- How you doing? Ray Bullock. - Hey, Morris Buttermaker--
Whurlitzer, where are you going?
All kids should be able to play baseball, no matter what their skills.
I know it stings a little, but it'll be worth it. Come on.
Jesus Christ.
All right, guys. Let's show the Yankees what bad news is all about.
but then you got better.
Give me a ball.
I have the lnternet, you know. I'm not stupid.
Does your mama change your underwear too, you little girl?
At least there’s no spiderwebs
Bad news for the Athletics, that's what it means.
that little Evel Knievel stunt the other day out there, huh?
I'm not going home.
What a fag
Bob Jones and the White Sox.
You guys look like the last shit I took
One, two, three, Bears!
Next up for the Bears, Toby Whitewood.
Maybe I'll just tell him we tied.
Tom Brady But he’s a white
ln all my years of being associated with baseball teams,
''Shake it a little more, Joey.
Long ago and far away.
And l've let you down.
May work with the ladies, but that crap doesn't work out here.
Buttermaker!
- Prem Lahiri? - Present.
''Guess what, Dad, we won today.'' You know.
Nice try, bear.
Hey, Buttermaker, Mom's gonna be here tomorrow.
maybe you might want to come play with us.
- Planet Fat Ass. - Up your cornhole, Tanner.
Hey, coach, what's ''carcinogen'' mean?
Come here.
So come on down if you get a chance. Meanwhile, so many volunteers--
What the hell are you doing? We had the lead,
There's too many gnats out here.
What's the matter with all of you?
I want you to listen up.
Besides that, you know, he's not going to know.
Hey, ain't you ever heard of ''throws like a girl''?
No buns.
- Ahmad Abdul Rahim? - Here.
Hey, Buttermaker!
Garo.
They're losing, can't you see?
Lupus.
Not that it's any of your business, you know.
I know a tie's a lot like kissing your sister, as my old coach used to say.
Luke Combs concert
I thought you wanted to win. I thought you wanted to be champions.
- Hey. - Don't talk to me.
- Watch this. - Yeah.
is those gym shorts might be a little tight for you.
Two out. We need one more out, guys. Come on.
Do you remember what it was like? The first game, they laughed at us.
Do you understand?
What are you jerk-offs doing here?
Regarding player safety and league liability.
That was like 20 years ago. I'm all grown up now.
- Really? - Yeah, we're celebrating.
Guys, it's a bunt.
Yeah, I can spell ''shit,'' all right.
Out!
Pipky po chytání leskoptví.
Yeah, then after that, maybe you think about...
there is one thing we all need:
Now batting number 5, Kelly Leak.
Take third! Take third!
Wait. Whoa. Hey, hey, hey ump.
- Strike two! - Come on, Lupus!
lt's a good call, ump. Very good call.
I'm just saying, keep your glove oiled.
All right, l've been disappointed before.
Bad news for the Raptors, that's what it means.
Good job.
No shit. Too bad we couldn't even score one run.
- No, I don't. - Yeah, you want to win?
Yeah? Maybe if you weren't such a spaz all the time, I wouldn't have to.
All right!
- We should do that again. - Sit down.
Hey, Toby, you need to scoot up a little bit?
You know what I'm saying?
What's with the patch?
Dadgum it!
Now, come on. Get off your asses, and let's go get some hot dogs
Bad news for the Pelicans, that's what it means.
Who you kidding? When is the last time you even saw them?
Well, that's what my dad did. Builds character.
- Yeah. - Then get it together.
Come on, guys, gather in.
Watch this, Hooper.
Get back to your dugout, you crybaby!
So you just wanna sit here and get splinters in your ass all season?
What do you say, Whitewood?
So get your stuff, and get your asses on the field!