Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

What, are you Helen Keller?
Next time, we'll go to Zuma. How's that?
See you next year bitches Knicks in 6
''My arm hurts.''
A hundred and eighty bucks?
We won!
You're better than that, son.
I can have as many as I want, dipshit.
Did you see that? Unbelievable.
Son of a bitch!
Roll your machine up.
Catcher, Mike Engelberg.
Let's forget about it, huh?
- Damn it! - I know it stings a little bit,
a really hot stepsister, or something like that, you know,
he can never foul the earth with another little shit like you.
Understand?? Yes.
- Here we go. One, two, three! - Break!
A changeup is when it looks like it's gonna be a fastball,
Can't you catch one goddamn ball?
Put it back on your shoulder. Back here.
...a moth.'' Or whatever the hell they turn into.
Go bodysurfing.
Let me tell you something-- Hey!
Hey, Lupus, don't lean against that door, bud, all right?
You want to play ball, Grape-Nuts? Let's play!
lt was top of the seventh.
I said stop it. Okay?
What do you say there, Hooper?
lmportant man shit, okay?
My dad says the only people who put ketchup on hot dogs...
I'm gonna do something about it.
Oh, I'm going with you. Bet your ass on that.
She's fine. What do you care?
I heard he spent two years in juvie.
when it gets to that time.
You said it yourself.
I know a tie's a lot like kissing your sister, but the way we have been comming along. Its kinda like kissing a really hot step sister
- What have you been up to? - Nothing.
Die! Die! How do you like that, huh?
Good game, Buttermaker.
Bad news for the Lakers, that's what it means.
- it's not that bad, but-- - Shut the hell up, drunk bastard!
Glad I caught you.
It's a home run for Kelly Leak.
Buttermaker, you don't actually buy them. You just need a sponsor.
Come on.
Well, just call and make a follow-up appointment. it's no problem.
Oh, this is my friend Paradise.
She's psyching him out.
being around them, seeing them, whatever...
- it's for power hitters. - Thanks, coach.
Understand?
Hi, Joey.
Because in this time of terror,
l'd call your dad, if anybody knew where he was.
The entire season
All right.
What does that do to your batting order?
Here's what you do.
Excellent.
You gonna swab the on-deck circle for us, matey?
...let's bring it in. Come on, to the dugout.
All right, tubby, I'm gonna throw you something called a screwball.
Come on.
What are you guys doing?
Listen, Kevin, I don't think it's gonna work out, buddy.
Okay, here it comes.
What a fag
- Safe! - Way to go, Jimmy! .
three goes to two, six goes to one, and seven, eight, nine are cool.
I need to buy clothes, makeup. I'm saving up for a car.
Matthew Hooper?
- Yanek Goldanueva. - Hey, Hooper, check this out.
Oh, yeah, I'm always watching.
And we can do better, and a lot of that's my responsibility, so...
I bet I could do what you just did. it's easy.
- Well, what happened? - No deal.
- You ought to be proud of yourselves. - Proud of what?
When you say your not drinking tonight
Let's go, guys!
Me Talking to Pittsburgh after that game
I punched an ump. Really just a bitch-slap.
You're out!
Just like that story about the caterpillar who's crawling along like a worm,
Safe!
- Respect. - Right on.
Where do we get the equipment?
- What? - What the hell?
Ball four! Take your base.
- What did you say? - You heard me.
I told him we won.
Bloodfarts. The Bloodfarts?
But we are really excited to have you do this,
Listen, I want you to be like a vacuum cleaner out there today.
Well, that ball-hog won your last game.
I got shit stacked up all over the place.
Good hit, Miguel.
Poop-face?
- Ahmad. - Whatever it is.
- I thought you wanted to play baseball. - Hell, no.
Leading off for the Bears, number 1 9, Prem Lahiri.
Yes, I was recently perusing baseballstats.org
- Fine. - All right.
...unbelievable. lt's...
- Break it up! - Break it up, guys. Come on!
Get out there! That's how you do it!
- Yeah, it's a bloodbath. - Yeah.
Ball two!
There's only a few thousand guys ever set foot on a major-league mound,
Piece of shit.
- Out. - What in hell are you doing out there?