Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

He said if I played, l'd just embarrass myself.

Hey, Garo. Garo, come here.

Hey, hey, hey. Now's not the time to punk out, okay? Understand me?

- I'll give you batting practice! - Come here. Come here.

- You got a future, Lupus. - You ever play with anyone famous?

I got stitches on my foot.

Buttermaker, don't turn this into high drama.

Hey, get-- Get the hell off my field!

- Hey, coach. - I haven't seen you around.

Stay focused. I'll catch up with you guys.

Because we got a chance.

It looks like your smuggling grapes down there.

That's your boy.

You just walked out, you jerk. You could have said goodbye.

Bring it in here.

Hey, hey. Let go of him.

Yeah, for a little while.

Buttermaker, what the hell are you trying to pull?

That shit's expensive, all right?

Come on, come on. Play nice.

about the caterpillar and the worm deal.

All right, pull the pin. Throw it.

I think we all know what that means, right?

All right, let's go, guys.

A drunk, lazy dad.

- And then-- - You guys, sit down!

So, it's, you know, kind of their deal.

the sexy scumbag,

...you know, being more distinguished.

The championship game's gonna be a lot of fun.

We're that close to the championship.

What do you think? I mean, I was in the game, you know.

That's my boy. We worked on that.

You can take your crappy trophies and shove them right up your asses.

''Mombai''? You really went all out for this one, didn't you?

See you later, Joey.

All right, call it. Quit. Quit the whole league. What I just said.

We just wanted you to know that you got our respect.

Watch it, watch it. Go! Yes!

You're 1 2 years old.

Now get in there. Come on.

- Get behind the plate. Come on. - Get back. Get back.

he found himself able to lift a cow.

- Ken Griffey, right? - No.

Engelberg, I got something special for you.

Pass them down, sweetie.

Garo, that was perfect last time.

Come on, somebody hit something.

Same shit. They both built pyramids. All right.

Nice tits, Engelberg.

Well, listen, I'll see you around.

Now, basically, what that translates to is that if any of you guys get hurt,

...are mental patients...

Designer jeans. Calvins, Jordache, certified vintage.

Okay, let's welcome all our teams.

You gonna go through the world seeing yourself as a winner...

Be alert, guys!

God, that is so lame. Reverse psychology?

Three years? it's been three years?

Sound familiar? I used to watch you over at Regis Field in high school.

You guys look like the last shit I took.

ls that thing glued to your fingers?

Don't hold back.

All right, get ready. it's coming at you. You might want to back up.

We got nothing but a boozer for a coach.

So I guess you want to quit too, huh?

He can throw all right, but you think he can hit?

Taking sides, Slim-Fast?

This is a serious program.

We need one more, Amanda. Shut them down, honey.

Come on, get out of the way.

Go two, go two, go two!

I would've tagged you out,

surfing and all that stuff, it wasn't Zuma, it was Redondo Beach.

There you go, all right?

Come on, Buttermaker, let's go.

She don't lie, she don't lie She don't lie

and rice vinegar.

Between his trumpet lessons, photo club, Boy Scouts and swimming,

- He's a ball-hog! - Yeah?

I bet it's just blowing their minds.

Good hit. That was a good one. Choke up on your bat.

Don't ask me where I find the time, but I made them myself.

Hustle up, guys. Let's go get them.

Hey, just checking in.

Now, quit acting like a bunch of damn babies.

He's been working hard. lt would really mean a lot to him.

So I want you to lean into it and take the hit.

- Jesus. - I'll teach you to mess with me.

Why the hell would you want to go there?

Really? How would you know what he wants?

The 1 0-run rule kicks in after three. I think you should hang on.

lt's all part of growing up. The important thing is that you're right,

Kindergartens do it all the time!!! Train!!!!

lt was two outs, bottom of the seventh inning.

We've been taking a lot of crap in school.

Ball! Take your base.

I said all right. Okay?

Watch it, asshole.

Okay, let's hit the field. Come on.