Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Why don't you just put a bow on it, huh?

Swivel on the back foot, throw your hips, and keep your eye on the ball.

Don't wanna hear it. Want Toby in?

You could do that. That'll work.

because that's how you get crabs.

- I'm calling it. - What? What are you talking about?

''To Coach Buttermaker from league headquarters.

- Yeah, right. - Nothing else we can do.

Hey, you sprayed my foot, dumb-ass.

Because that's selfish. Think about the team.

You're gonna push off that left foot.

What are you smiling at, Henry?

Look at that! Lupus hit the ball!

These boys are weak. I don't want to blow it.

The Bloodfarts.

I gotta pinch a mean one.

- But you know, you just-- - No. Don't you get it? Just no.

- Get down off of there. - Get your hands off of me!

No, I never heard that. Get a mitt, fat-ass.

That's some good weight. Jimmy, you wanted to say a few words?

Good throw, buddy. Good throw.

Bad news for the Hawks, that's what it means.

You got to quit trying to make me daddy, because--

- Whose trophy is it, Danny? - Ours, coach.

You Lie Your Ass Off. It's The Only Way.

...are mental patients

You guys had a good season.

You know, they pay taxes like everybody else.

- Thanks, I'm real scared. - No, I'm serious.

Let's see, Toby White-- Oh, Whitewood, I know you're here.

- This guy bothering you, Amanda? - No, it's okay. He was just going.

Here comes daddy.

Who cares about that crap. Can he play?

Batting practice.

And when I put my foot on that rubber, I was zoned in, man.

eventually our strength will build.

Hold your heads up high.

Now, what the hell is going on?

Bad news for the Celtics, that's what it means.

I feel like we got off on the wrong foot last week.

Well, sure you do. Girls play baseball all the time.

- Strike two! - He could have hit that.

Chinese people count with beads.

Don't you ever throw at a batter! Never ever throw at a batter!

Bad news for the Celtics, that's what it means.

Liberal propaganda

You got nothing to be ashamed of.

You'll be all right.

Bad news for the Athletics, that's what it means.

Now, come on, I'll take you home. Let's go.

Kid, let me explain something to you, okay?

Last pitch, guys!

She's gonna come with a changeup, I can tell.

There you go, Mitch. There you go!

picking through your pumpkin patch with a little comb.

No, you do. it's called me putting a foot up your ass.

I'm calling the game. The kids are getting creamed out there, you know?

All right, Kelly, let's tie the game, buddy. Let's go. Come on.

You go home, you look your old man straight in the eye, and you say,

we've actually improved by a considerable percentage.

Stop embarrassing yourself, crybaby.

''l don't smoke.'' ''She said she was 1 8.'' You know, stuff like that.

I'm taking him home. Now.

The other was just a minor fracture at the base of the humerus.

He is. I just lost the bet, and now I have to go out with him.

What's with the eye patch?

Hey, Kelly, hang on.

- Shut up. - Okay.

- Run! Run! - Run!

You do what I told you, you hear me? Do what I told you.

There's plenty of time for that, honey.

Let's get them. Let's go!

Ain't no doubt about it, lady, you got a shitload of rats down there.

Gee, thanks, mister.

Raise your hand, Lupus. He can't see you sitting behind

What is it about being a man that makes everything so hard?

Okay, no Hooper.

Keep your knees bent, your butt down. That way if it hops either way...

- Let's go, guys. All right. - Buttermaker, come here.

of having to justify myself to parents who drop the kid off at 4:00,

lt's horseshit baseball, and you know it! So you watch them, okay?

Möchte ich nicht sweet and sour, okay? No sweet and sour.

The little crippled boy did it!

But these things, they don't mean anything.