Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Yeah, shut up Rosalia. No! You shut up Juano! I am sick of you guys hanging up on me! You think you’re so much better than me!

Meg, I don't find it funny for you to talk to your father like that! It's unacceptable behavior! I expect you to go to your room for 10 minutes and think about what you're doing! Lois, calm down. Every time she chooses to behave that way, you just ignore it, do you hear what I'm saying?

Pardon me, young lady? I'm a bitch.

Me when I find bus bunny on my couch On God

Have a good night, everybody, okay?

in cankles you'll be in knee high socks leaning on a tow bar in frankcristines if your cankles arch in borostals and you'll be pulling cankles out from vanshals if you don't shut up

That's Not Even A Lady Dog.

who's filling in for harvey kettel? nikonde simwanza.

WHEE! MY NOSE IS FINALLY A WOMAN!!!! GRRRRRRR!!!! Chris' nose is finally a woman!

And nothing says, "Look at me, I've been places"

Should I charge it to your room?

they won't know that, like, for some of them magazines,

Why are you hucking tater tots at a baby panda?

put on a jaunty travelling hat,

out of this lump of coal.

could put Chris on the path to success.

A hat on a hat!

There you guys are. We were wondering about you.

What kind of idiot made this mug?

Look, Chris, you're my kid, and I want what's best for you,

i have hired this dog to stare at you

And the best part is, your wife will never know.

Like fish and chips and fat guys.

did they chuck you in a lighthouse yet granny raelene? yes.

I just had them as, like, a joke.

mentally superior researcher lily sing

Let's go get an $18 Coke at the terrible zoo restaurant.

I want the double cheeseburger,

Well, yeah, but I didn't realize bettering himself

with little something from every part of he world pinned on you.

"World's Greatest Sun."

Mission Control, this is Apollo 13.

2 x 2 x 2 x 2 x 13 x 29 = 6032

That's starting to happen more often.

You don't pretend to be someone you're not.

even though my flight's not until midnight.

and a box of his old porn is still hidden in there.

A fur shrug with crocheted sleeves!

And then forced to go down it.

Anyway, here's some Conway Twitty.

#6437 #4223 #1271 #8241

No, I'm thinking about my teenage porn stash.

with real smoking in it.