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to become too good for your old man.
you're very old and wrinkly i see you've got your yanker cankers on! i'm sure your staff kicked you out of your retirement home too just like they did to granny fiona stanley! i feel so transgender and pornographie after all i still don't recognize granny howell and granny hollemanns but do recognize granny ellis he's female inhuman! oh yes i can feel strong blood!
Apollo 13, this is Mission Control, do you copy?
Pai gow. You lose again!
like in a brewery, or a toy factory,
Computer, what does "success" mean?
Anyway, he and Brian have been spending a lot of time together.
TV is how stupid losers spend their time. Taco Bell instead of Popeyes. Little Einsteins on Disney channel. Little Einsteins on NBC 30. Hot dogs with uncle Ian. Hot dogs with uncle Joe.
Alright, Lois. She's done. Get up, Meg. And go to your room! All you ever do is laugh at your father. So guess what? You're gonna have to sit in your room!
Are you crazy? Look at him.
Who had the full glass of Goldschlager?
You bet. Sure thing, Peter.
when was the time julia gillard starred in the movie mickey's christmas carol? when she was trying to get wopd by flower implants.
Michael Ian Black is cocking his eyebrows for four hours.
I know what you mean, Peter.
Бляяяяяяяяяяяяяяяяяяяяяяяяяяяяяяяяяяяяяяяять Я забыл взять собой говно и вместо этого я взял оттрубленную голову
That's not even a lady dog.
Computer, what does "success" mean?
Is there something I can do for you?
Oh, that is so your go-to!
He don’t know
but that's what it says.
Peter, I know exactly where you're coming from.
You gotta show Chris how to turn out better than me.
So that means the house
That sounds awful.
Okay, you all remember the plan--
Okay, now, Chris, if you want to be a success,
Okay, Dad, heading out to the concert.
and pizza for every meal. You know it.
who's filling in for gayle barville? kathy hillary.
I'm a failure in life, and that's all I'll ever be.
Zippers where zippers shouldn't be!
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doing all that fancy-pants stuff.
he'll be back on board with his old man in no time.
Pardon? I'm a bitch.
Bikini black chicks sneezing.
I'm very easily influenced by music.
out of bounds, waddle over to get it,
Well, except for when I beat Larry Bird for a Big Mac.
but no man can resist the siren call
Let's go ahead and turn off the TV.
even when people resume their conversations.
No buts! You're a Mumford.
Amaris, Why Would You Get Diarrhoea From Fish & Chips? Go To Your Fucking Room, I Have Had Enough Of You