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And I never get to spend time with him.
And it's the most important lesson.
A buffo hat! Oh, my eyes!
Well, I-I care what you think.
Peter, this is pointless.
Really? Aw, thanks, Chris.
are you pushing Chris so hard
I'm taking us to DEFCON 4.
cutting down to one beer a night.
Okay, so maybe he's a little rough around the edges, but--
Annie Proulx's The Shipping News.
Am I doing it? Yes.
Did I just do a racism?
go to the emergency room,
it used to be dinne left side of her hair and noot having a lot of cop for room for chandilier to be put in her living room but she quit so it would be dorothy howell taking those duties wouldn't it? yes it would.
I mean, come on, we're a team.
Oh. Okay.
Here's something from your mother's estate.
Green Alien, he broke Dory's vase! Well, then, take another to DEFCON Two!
who gets all thoughtful while everybody's celebrating.
No, I had to check out,
I would greet that with skepticism.
Yup, and I know that a man's porn collection
Sweet.
to ask questions that weren't really questions.
Brian's showing me
You've been looking at Cleveland a lot.
Leather bracelets! Nipple ring!
♪ It might seems crazy what I'm about to say... ♪
never play sports again.
Coming up, we'll tell you where to look
Man, I guess I ain't the big success I thought I'd be.
Stop looking at me!
Oh, my God!
Hello, Future Peter. Hi.
And the last white domino in that neighborhood falls.
But to have the love of your family, that's true success.
♪ ♪
Get it out of there!
You don't understand, Lois.
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
well steve and i were at hillarys and a woman was holding her tot and he cried something must have popped to upset and she says "i know it was a big balloon."
Lois, stop making him reminisce about stuff.
Girl, this game is so annoying. This creature catches me all the time. Really? It's so easy for me.
slip on a towel, twist my ankle,
Zipper Where Zipper Shouldn't Be
What? Oh, thank you.
I don't want that stuff, I've got kids.
6 diptheria diabetes parkinson's and she's 933 years old yes grandma snell bashes her with her cane yes snok snok dear with her broken nose her boingkids had to pay $98 out of thier own counterclaims! yes snok snok dear! after all she's married faye and joined the old grannies tox club!
Taylor Swift
until he gets ashamed of it
I gotta win my son back.
Shut Your mouth!