Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

So I had a nice chat with Headmaster Charleston today.
You raised her. I just serve.
Wait. I got another one.
What's up, quippy? Why so silent?
- your manic-depressive pens. - Mom.
Would you like fries with that?
- You've really thought this out. - Yes.
It's very hard to catch up on all that reading material.
and then I missed my bus. So I had to drive.
- The magic risotto? You're kidding. - Not helping.
- Everything went in that direction. - I know.
- I just want you to be happy. - I am.
I suggest you go home.
I was there for the...
A cry for help.
- I want it more than anything. I swear. - Yeah, but...
Fine. Then I will curse you constantly and in several languages.
My sister took my report to school instead of hers.
Look, I've made 40 recipes, okay? 40.
Behold, in theaters now, The Thing That Reads A Lot.
- What did he want to know? - Where you were.
How did you get to the number three?
The doctor said she wouldn't live through the night.
Must be a scholarship student.
but we caught them trying to shove themselves in the pencil sharpener.
- Do you have a boyfriend? - None of your business.
she'll kill me when she finds out you know.
Then I was late, and they wouldn't let me take the test.
- It's 20% of my grade. - Just makes life interesting.
- I don't see him. - Put salt down. Deer love salt.
- You think? - I think.
What, you gotta be back at the convent by 5:00?
Yeah? How's his butt?
Look at the large red circles around various parts of your papers...
the one who couldn't understand what you meant by perfectly.
- He said it was fine. - Who said it was fine?
Does he have any distinguishing marks...
Exactly. Changes the entire flavor of the dish.
The name is Lora!
- Then I dock your pay. Can I kill her? - Not before high tea.
What?
So, I guess you talked to Mr. Medina.
What do you care? You were always Miss Everything's-So-Easy-At-School.
- That was a different school. - I know. It was Stars Hollow High.
- Let's discuss this outside. - So, I'm driving, and I get hit by a deer.
- It will be given here. - Here?
They might have added a Magdalene to it.
- A reviewer didn't like the risotto. - The magic risotto? You're kidding.
Right, it's all important. It could all be on the test.