Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

What's up, quippy? Why so silent?
- Please. - I'm sorry. It's the rules.
So, are you a B-52's girl?
What happened to make you so cold?
- Thank you. - You're welcome.
and those extensive notes I know you've been taking.
- All right, fine. Here's your serious paper. - Thank you.
That's your prerogative, as long as you remain a woman.
because his girlfriend kicked him out.
- Oh, my God! - Are you all right?
- Bad grade? - I have to go.
- She loves it. - Really?
- Shopping for school supplies. Party. - Nobody demanded that you come.
It was a D. I got a D.
It just came out of nowhere.
Excuse me.
My religion prohibits studying after sundown.
- The Comedy of Errors: Written? - 1590.
And here are your somber highlighters, your maudlin pencils...
Are you kidding? How often do you do things like this?
- I know a D seems pretty dismal... - Rory got a D?
- This is how she'll get there. - Harvard?
- Oh, my God, I'm going to Chilton? - You did it, babe. You got in.
I went blind last night, but I'm fine now.
Michel, you're a grown man. Now go to your desk and act like one.
I bet you $1.
He said you went ballistic in class.
The name is Lora!
Okay, go on.
Right. Well, we are preparing them as best we can.
So, I'm sorry. Where did we land on the whole ice cream issue?
Here. Stop here.
House slides down hill. Liposuction kills. Stay fat.
- Have some more pizza. - It's cold.
It is the star to every wandering bark
I suck.
But you don't understand. I was up all night studying...
- I'm going home. - No, wait.
The next test is scheduled for next month.
I don't have any other excuse, other than plain, old, stupid human error.
Maybe it's downstairs in the store? Maybe. I just-
- Will you let me try on anything I want? - Yes.
makes me think Celia is better off without him.
I don't care about the review. I just...
You don't believe me? I've got antler prints on the car.
- What's going on? - She ran over my shoe.
What if I had looked like a slut?
Rory, your test.
Can parents come?
It went very well.
- What did he look like? - Like he was unhappy with the risotto!
Shakespeare, Marlowe, Bacon, Ben Jonson, John Webster.