Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

A job application at McDonald's.
Sorry. I thought I made fresh. Here.
No, but Rory does.
Do you have any idea what we have gone through this week?
besides the word jeep imprinted on his forehead?
He's a restaurant critic.
What were you gonna do? Hit her?
Three weeks ago, a guy comes in here, Lucien Mills...
The dreaded test. Shakespeare!
I can't. I have to study.
- I'm in heels. - Stay in the car.
- You explain yours, I'll explain mine. - Why not get back to the meeting?
This is really bad coffee.
Okay, next up, the test.
- You're late. - Sorry.
Look, I've gotta go.
- How did you do? - A.
- I didn't call this place a rathole. - That's true. I added that.
- You're fired. - You can't fire me.
Hello. My name is Sookie St. James. I'm the chef at the Independence Inn.
You sit here in your snotty little school...
Mom, I'm studying.
I told him you were too smart for us and you had to go to the genius school.
it was the handkerchief pasta with brown sage in a butter sauce...
Hey, you know, not everybody can be smart.
- I'm gonna miss the test! - No, you're not.
in the fabulous manner to which I plan on growing accustomed.
and found a party that had ordered practically everything including...
- Ready? - Yes.
The one that could be misinterpreted by the other Michel...
Hey, Polo.
Mommy can't get up right now.
Always a valid option.
in desperate need of some extra heating vents...
You'll catch up, you'll do better. You are of hardy, stubborn stock.
You're never coming shopping with me again.
I think you like me. You just don't know how to say it.
that will count for 20% of your grade this semester.
- Lucien Mills. - The restaurant critic?
- On my mother's deathbed... - You made the risotto...
- What kind of a rule is that? - I'm running the study session here.
- I know who you are. - You do?
Now what do we have to do to get you an A on that test?
and make them give up their wacky, crazy ways.
- Don't you have to get back to work? - They can last a little longer without me.
We can't know exactly what will be on the AP test...
they'll sit down, take time and listen, even if they don't want to.
We're gonna stage an intervention with the neon Post-its...
It's a tense time for some people.
Mommy's been sleeping at a right angle all night.
Really?
- I just hope he didn't hurt himself. - I just hope he has insurance.
and he's agreed to let you do some extra credit work...
- I just got hit by a deer! - You hit a deer?
And this guy had the nerve to say it was fine.
- Thank you. - You're welcome.
- Except? - Except for 145, which is in tetrameter.
Please, believe me, if I could do anything, I would.
Maybe all this time I'm thinking it's all for Rory...