Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

As my mother always says, Somebody has to answer the phones.
Only Chef Sookie St. James could make a simple salad...
- I'm closing the door now. - No, wait.
Really? Did you guys exchange the secret handshake?
Yes, and I'm asking you to please educate my kid.
I hate when I'm an idiot and don't know it. I like to be aware of my idiocy.
Polo.
I hope Rory adjusts to this place. We need her here.
- Lorelai, look. - I'm sorry.
This school is so different from Stars Hollow.
My grandmother and first cousin died.
And every single time, I come back to the same conclusion.
or the glasses with the big nose.
Hey, Mary!
There's coffee in the back.
I know that this is a terrible intrusion, but...
How do we find out?
- You got the 16 part right. - I was off by 75 years.
You'll never catch up, and you'll never beat me.
No Black Sabbath.
- No. Those are purple. - Yes. Purple is festive.
$375 and you take it right now.
- I'm going for the other foot. - Don't! Drella, to your corner now.
I don't think he meant fine as a slam or as a monologue.
- You're stupid, blind, and clumsy. - At least I'm not French.
with this wine.
I'm sorry.
- Is that a no? - Is there no one else you can bother?
- The dog ate my homework. - Excuse me?
"- Hello, Bookworm. - Finally."
No one's listening.
which I only made once in the last three weeks...
So she used it as a blanket for a while, and then as a diaper on this shopping trip.
He couldn't have meant it any other way.
- What a baby. - These are $300 Italian loafers.
Why don't we narrow our field of conversation down to Rory?
Fine. Then I will curse you constantly and in several languages.
This is unbelievable! I'm gonna have this framed for the dining room!
without going completely postal. My God! We're just one person!
What's wrong with you...
- Ms. Gilmore? - Where is the test?
I'm going to a serious school. I need serious paper.
Where... Shoot, the linen delivery.
- Okay, just a minute. - I've got it.
And that here at Chilton, we try to beat that humanity right out of you.
- Lane! - Sorry.