Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

(EXCLAIMING IN DISTRESS)
Here you go.
We didn't want to overwhelm you.
We like to share, it's more fun that way.
The Cranium Shaker?
You actually got a job?
Hit that button!
Happy Fourth of July!
We can call him Sweetie.
Hey! You forgot your sunblock.
(LAUGHING)
MRS. JEFFERSON: Hi, Amy.
(BARKING)
(LAUGHING EVILLY) (EXPLORERS SCREAMING)
Polo!
RODRICK: Löded Diper’s coming to rock town near you!
What?
...but for some reason, I've never clicked with Mr. Jefferson.
This is impossible.
Manny?
Holly, you didn't finish writing...
Don't let him have that.
Rowley! What are you doing next week? Löded Diper needs roadies!
I know.
It can't be happening!
I thought you were going to call me.
What'd she call me?
Yeah... Ultimate Tennis on the Wii.
You should come!
How?
(YELLING)
Summer takes a fall It's winner take it all
(GRUNTS LOUDLY)
the web like flies. Revenge will be ours.
It's true. I was working the ride that day.
(BLOWS WHISTLE)
Have a good time!
What are we going to do, play Twisted WarlockalL day?
This song goes out to a very special little lady.
I can't wait to hit the hay.
Hey.
How about I get some real books? Classics.
(WHISPERING) Don't tell him, Greg.
RODRICK: Great.
went on this ride and got decapitated.
(CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)
Uh oh worm stinky fart!
(BREATHING HEAVILY)
Hold it up!
Dad, no!
(HISSING)
(GASPS) A TV?
Through these gates is a world in which your boy will learn to thrive.
Whoo! For you I would have done whatever
Yes, Officers?
One Time, I Washed My Dick & Balls in Your Kitchen Sink That’s Why It Was Filthy, Funky & Stinking for that Whole Week
Well, maybe it's for the best. I think he should really move on.
They let us off easy!
(DIARY OF A WIMPY KID THEME PLAYING)
(SCOFFS) - Thirty, love.
Frank Heffley.
there's something I have to tell you.
Hoot-hoot! Hoot-hoot!
"A man who never made a mistake..."
Give me a break. You don't know the first thing about camping.
STUDENT 1: I used to play video games.
Me!
I'm gonna go away on a little vacation
Rodrick!
GREG: That didn't sound good.
Rowley stuck the middle finger to the camera! However, for him it was the stunt double.
No.
GREG: It seems the only break I'll get this summer is at the country club.
It hurt.
That's Heather Hills.
(BRAYING)
...it takes a while to get here
Okay. Well, you snuck me in.
You were. You're talking to yourself because you're scared.
(WHISTLES)
It's amusing.
I didn't want to get fired from my fake job.
And Artie... his underwear, made out of horsehair.
If you're around, I could comp you chicks some tickets.
If you consider the old woodsman
Weird.
Listen, shrimp, the reason I'm here in this ridiculous outfit
Crowded today?
I'll start.
I don't waste my time with video games anymore.
How rude of me. Hello.
Do whatever you want.
everyone expects you to be out all day frolicking.
(STAMMERING) Yeah! Well, my plans changed.
(BARKING) - Oh!
whose second cousin's half-brother
(EXHALES) Ohh!
Ohh, ahh, ohh
That's pretty high.
Yes, it does. It totally does!
There's no guest for the guest.
You should get your boys a dog.
Did you hear what happened last summer?
Or our heads will be torn off!
What's an internship?
You loser!
GREG: From what I hear,
BOTH: (WHISPERING) Coach Malone?
Here we will impress upon him our three cornerstones to success:
So bounce.
If that dog does anything to Tingy...
(CRACKING)
You can't do that! You can't do that!
As your father knows...
But he couldn't wiggle out of it, that would set a bad example.
I have nine hundred and forty-nine e-mails?
Time to sell some C.D.'s.
Explorers! Install camp!
Sweetie.
Stinky worms!