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Are you a secret chef? Do you, like, cook here? Can you teach me?
No, just talking to Jimmy.
[Gaby laughs] -What are you guys talking about?
And I gave him a really powerful hand job at the family brunch.
[Gaby] Okay, okay.
[sighs]
Nope, never happened before in my life. But that's okay, we're good.
[inhales sharply] Do you want the fucking potatoes, or not?
[chuckles] Derek, don't be crude.
[sighs] Okay, fine. It is an OCD thing, but you know, the Japanese are no dummies.
Yeah, I'm sure. Thanks. -Bye.
Great idea.
The wink made it weird.
you could always end things with a finger in the butt?
[phone chimes]
'Cause there are a lot of weird peepees out there.
Liz? Liz's purpose?
[Liz] I don't know. It makes sense.
Pretty sure you told me you never left Pasadena.
She's my daughter.
Okay? Like, why would we fuck with that?
[announcer] Here's the ninth hitter. Brunson stops.
Babe. Babe, Connor got laid.
[breathes heavily] Hi. Wow. I'm, uh-- I'm Jimmy.
[chuckling]
Yeah. Just dropping off the revisions I've done to your estate plan
Oh, yeah. I mean, that's pretty common with veterans.
What happened to you when you were overseas?
Thank you. [sighs] -We'll get there. No pressure.
I've been thinking about trying some new thangs.
Well, this is serendipitous. One of my favorite words.
They fuck. -[both chuckling]
There you go. Hey, take two. -Ooh. All right.
Look, that's a lot. Okay?
I can't tell you who because I don't want to betray her trust,
Off you go. Off you go. Thanks. -Oh. Yeah.
But, um, Mason's got lacrosse camp,
She's just so pretty and cool.
What happened to "no pressure"?
She sounded nice. -She wanted me to go to Burning Man.
Hey, look, I really would like to see more of you guys.
Okay. Sure. Yeah.
[knocks] -Hi. Sorry. I'm looking for Paul Rhoades.
Okay. Well, we will find the time.
That was beautiful, Jimmy. Come drink with us.