Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

You know, that's a nice work-life balance, Lucifer.

What about all the other angels? Are they gonna be okay with this?

That's what partners do, right?

I can't believe I'm saying this, but…

I think Amenadiel might like to hear that too.

Ooh, sounds so European.

the more I realized I was.

now that we know you're not losing it,

-[grumbles] -Wait.

He gave up his dream of becoming a detective to support your career.

Because that'll be what Squee tortures me with in Hell, okay?

She said she needed to sell $47,000 worth,

So, I thought, what better way to prove that I'm God material

She was putting the money back into the aquarium to save the fish.

The position his body would land on the ground.

-Oh, thank you. -Yes, thank you.

and aside from a few endangered fish gone missing,

-Yes, I serve exotic meats. -[phone whooshes]

So I turned her down.

Hangovers… never should have existed in the first place. [laughs]

Mom, are you okay?

Now sharks swallow their meals whole,

Recognize anyone?

Sounds to me like Bruna wasn't the only one playing God.

-God, you say? -Mm-hmm.

So, if Lucifer is God, I can think of crazier things.

Doing figure eights in one of the tanks.

It's my turn…

Relax, Detective, I'm invulnerable, remember?

I only bought her good legal stuff.

She said that she'd been telling me about our financial issues for years.

No, she was, but she wasn't trying to stop me.

She won't be here until later, but thank you.

-Pieces were found scattered in the tank. -Obviously, death by shark, right?

Retirement? What are you--

I became a cop so that I could do good and help people.

and I cannot believe I am saying this…

Huh. Okay. Got it. Well, in Earthly matters,

I don't find it nearly as difficult as you made it out to be.

Dad, what if you self-actualize too?

And then after a few years, we would switch.

But wasn't there a time that all you wanted was to go back there?

I'm sorry, Mom.

-No, I never blamed you, Mom. -No. [chuckles]

Actually, we have decided…

head in his phone, not paying attention,

There's plenty more fish in the sea.

Sorry, I thought I heard you say you were quitting the LAPD.

You can call me God.

My hunch paid off. My--

Impossible, Dad, you're omniscient.

when I'm God, I'll know the answers to all your questions.

You don't want me to be God, do you?

It's not up to me anymore.