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and aside from a few endangered fish gone missing,
head in his phone, not paying attention,
Recognize anyone?
No, she was, but she wasn't trying to stop me.
-Pieces were found scattered in the tank. -Obviously, death by shark, right?
So I turned her down.
But wasn't there a time that all you wanted was to go back there?
What about all the other angels? Are they gonna be okay with this?
She was putting the money back into the aquarium to save the fish.
Now sharks swallow their meals whole,
You know, that's a nice work-life balance, Lucifer.
You don't want me to be God, do you?
Sounds to me like Bruna wasn't the only one playing God.
I only bought her good legal stuff.
So, I thought, what better way to prove that I'm God material
Because that'll be what Squee tortures me with in Hell, okay?
-God, you say? -Mm-hmm.
-[grumbles] -Wait.
He gave up his dream of becoming a detective to support your career.
Hmm?
It's not up to me anymore.
Impossible, Dad, you're omniscient.
when I'm God, I'll know the answers to all your questions.
Dad, what if you self-actualize too?
-No, I never blamed you, Mom. -No. [chuckles]
That's what partners do, right?
I don't find it nearly as difficult as you made it out to be.
She said that she'd been telling me about our financial issues for years.
My child.
Sorry, I thought I heard you say you were quitting the LAPD.
I'm Penelope.
Retirement? What are you--
-Yes, I serve exotic meats. -[phone whooshes]
I became a cop so that I could do good and help people.
now that we know you're not losing it,
Doing figure eights in one of the tanks.
and I cannot believe I am saying this…
It's my turn…
Mom, are you okay?
Huh. Okay. Got it. Well, in Earthly matters,
I'm sorry, Mom.
the more I realized I was.
Actually, we have decided…
I can't believe I'm saying this, but…
Relax, Detective, I'm invulnerable, remember?
And then after a few years, we would switch.
There's plenty more fish in the sea.
Hangovers… never should have existed in the first place. [laughs]
So, if Lucifer is God, I can think of crazier things.
She won't be here until later, but thank you.
Ooh, sounds so European.
[hesitates]
My hunch paid off. My--
She said she needed to sell $47,000 worth,
The position his body would land on the ground.
-Oh, thank you. -Yes, thank you.
[chuckles]
You can call me God.
I think Amenadiel might like to hear that too.