Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Oh! The east is making you soft.
Her daughter has turned into quite a beauty.
- I don't think so. - No, I uh...
(Jessie)If he came back next summer, would you try and help him?
(coughing)
Shall we kill him?
Yes.
(Paul) As I live and breathe.
...late at night,...
Figured if he can't catch a trout, by God, he's gonna scare one to death.
(joins in) Nothing can bring back the hour of splendour in the grass
...and listen to the Cliquot Club Eskimos with your mother.
Mr Murchison! How are you?
...that I was witnessing perfection.
- Last time, Paul. - Hello, Judge.
I am pleased.
Then a bunch of the locals came running over,...
Oh!
Hello.
He covers the police beat and has friends here.
Jesus Christ! No, don't.
You think you could beat Jack Johnson?
That's... nice.
(they whoop, yell and laugh)
Goddamn it! Open up the door!
(laughs)
A real professor.
Besides, he's behind in the big stud poker game at Lolo.
- So... - You ready to... Neal?
I'm real happy for ya.
Down at Lolo, they don't drink too much.
No murder, no mayhem.
- How are you? - Oh, quite well, thank you.
Don't be the professor tonight.
His right hand.
Being back in my father's church seemed to complete my return.
Jesus Christ!
Righty-ho! The usual for Norm,...
(she laughs)
Hey, you got anything to drink, buster?
(Reverend) There is one yonder...
And finally, I said to him...
Dry as dirt
Who do you know at the University of Chicago?
YOU CAN'T SHOOT THE CHUTES, POLLY
You'd be right in the middle of things.
- Hello, Jess. - Hey, Paul.
Shorter Half as long
Sure glad I didn't go home and get some sleep!
- Pardon me? - (whispers) He's not funny.
Amen.
(ladies laugh in background)
A buck. I know Paul says he's paying, but...
We love you, we love you. Good luck.
Yes, we're very proud of him.
You... You are a fine fisherman.
So at 16, I did my duty,...
(Neal grunts)
It would have been a tough thing to do.
- Son of a bitch! - Please, I slipped, I slipped, I slipped!
Now let Paul tell his latest story.
Hm.
Phantom Of The Opera! (laughs)
God, it's heaven!
He drinks too much.
Thanks to its tenderness, its joys, its fears.
It's a deal.
- (Chub) A little, uh, infatuation? - (girls laugh)
Make me a child again
...where any honest policeman would be unlikely to find it.
Do I look old, Norman?
The truth is, I'm not sure I wanna leave.
It was a life of timber and toil,...
Thank you.
(scoffs) He doesn't like fishing.
Uh-oh.
- Was that your jelly? - Yes, it was, Ethel.
Each weekday, while my father worked on his Sunday sermon,...
Yes, I am pleased.
The only plan Neal had in mind was a trip to Black Jack's Bar,...
Uh-huh.
Norm, it's my debt.
With all the fish in the river.
- Hi. - Hi.
She had ridden bareback standing up through the 100 inhabitants, mostly male.
Done.
But I... Well, I did it before, up at the Yukon.
(Norman) Neal, Paul. Paul, Neal.
No matter where I go...
And now, the Muskrat Ramble!
- Well, uh... - Oh, you were gone too long, son!
Oh, yes, which one? The murder, the wreck or the fire?
(Mother) Mrs Campbell called.