Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Are we going to fly through space...

My whole world is gone.

It doesn't look so shiny to me.

I'm a bender... I bend girders.

You have selected "slow and horrible."

See you in a thousand years.

Welcome to a special year 3000 edition...

You any good at it?

It seems to go on and on forever...

My God. She's gone.

Now, strip naked and get on the probulator.

Hello. I'm Dick Clark's head.

So... I'm going to be a... delivery boy?

You kidding? I was a stud.

And that's how you play the game.

I was broke. I had a humiliating job...

Oh, we're trapped.

You've been assigned the job you're best at...

Please select mode of death:

Happy New Year 1933

Your DNA test shows one living relative.

but we don't have the proper career chips.

Po Po Po Po Power with BEARGLOVE!!!

My parents abandoned me here as a baby...

come on! kill me already

By the way, my name's Bender.

and here's where I keep assorted lengths of wire.