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Ew.
#YIDDISH #ENGLISH #XOROBA #PAPAMIENTA
You've got to the count of five to let me out of here.
Sabaa!
Whoa.
A real live spaceship.
you name it.
Has your race taken over the earth?
Why?
I'm going to go kill myself.
I could bend a girder to any angle.
My God.
Why would a robot need to drink?
Yep.
Torpe aww eructos adíos
Oh!
As luck would have it, I saved the chips...
My girlfriend.
Wakkofan
No! Not again.
Not necessarily.
Well, that's your job whether you like it or not...
i hate my life ,
I'll have to check my program.
Yup. It's December 31, 2999.
Well you can tell Johnson To bite my shiny metal ass
Open up.
Look, Leela...
Thanks for the offer, Professor...
Down boy! Bad president.
and I don't even know what galaxy they were from.
but actually I'm glad.
"I.C. Wiener"?
Thank you for using Stop and Drop, America's favorite Suicide Booth since 2008
I'm sure this must be very upsetting for you.
I can't do it.