Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Can't believe we got robbed.

* He's... a... Fam... ily... Guy! *

since my kids gave me that Father's Day gift.

I hope my dad's not watching ABC!

Nickelodeon, October 4th, There will be Sign-in Required, The Clip for this URL is Not Available, Folks, Meme Creation Failed, Bad Gateway, Shutting down Fire Tablet! (gustav peeing and slam the door) Just shut the fuck up! What the fuck did you say?

All right, Chris, this is where you, as host,

Well, if they're expecting a turkey,

You've got no turkey, and now you've got no friend.

Mickey Rabbit, Sponge Cow, and Clifton the Small Blue Dog.

It’s The JCPenney Christmas Eve Parade.

Ah, I deserved it.

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I once saw Hack hit a ball out of the infield.

Didn't you notice you were passed out in all those photos?

All right, we'll ride it,

I mean, for God's sake, I sank your car in a lake.

I am comfortable enough to finally say

The decision has been made.

growing mustaches for this month.

* But where are those good old-fashioned values *

and they viciously fight all the time.

then take your laptop into the bathroom.

Shouldn't you be in Detroit

Hey, it's Thanksgiving.

This is idiotic.

of The Write Stuff writing classes...

Well, I'm smaller, so...

You're driving.

I'm not letting you do that.

We're never gonna make it home on foot.

isn't this holiday about being with people you love?

Now I go into a store,

Yeah, okay. Sure.