Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Now go wow your guests with conversation.

You mean, like, fall asleep on the toilet

BRIAN Hi, you've reached Brian Griffin

You're never gonna find a turkey in there.

You're my best friend.

Oh, you're telling me.

Yeah, it's fine if you think it's fine.

All right, we're just going to take a quick Capp smear.

Peter, we can't eat a live turkey.

What if I switched that?

* Laugh and cry *

Damn it, Peter! That was our only way home!

bring it home, we're heroes.

I can't go back to my wife without a turkey!

Nice Thanksgiving.

I know. And now we're so far from home,

You're a dog, Brian.

Nickelodeon... casually ask your daughter

but when I look around at all of these open, loving faces

You bet I would.

then how did I manage to frame you for eating the turkey?

Besides, we're in the middle of nowhere.

You have to spend time with me

I don't know why I ever listen to that jerk.

I have an interesting factoid

I mean, does it really matter what we eat?

And I hope it's not awkward that she's a little person