Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

We're now arriving in Quahog.

and have a big red ring on my bum for a week?

Dinner should've been served half an hour ago.

about how things aren't the way they used to be.

Last year, I raised eight dollars

We break into the zoo, steal a turkey,

I'm going in and getting us a turkey, Brian.

Live from New York City,

Aw, crap... looks like they're completely sold out.

and now you've gotten our turkey stolen

without looking at your phone.

Let's have a smear.

Sex with her is like...

Let me just dunk the turkey once.

#family guy #chris

Peter, enough. Come to bed.

and we're still miles from home!

so now you have to, too.

I'm sorry I messed everything up today.

Well, they better get here soon.

Damn it. Where the hell are they with that turkey?

fuck fuck you coma guy's

what that girl's name is,

Boy, I must have been really drunk.

But before we get started,

Oh, Peter, that's beautiful.

Brian, give him the turkey.

Bet that thing's not even loaded.

But, hey, we cut the legs off him and dye him brown,

none of your stations even work.

And what are you doing with a live turkey?!

Can't believe every turkey

God, look at my mom.

you're going to have to be the host of Thanksgiving.

I don't know whether I'm coming or going!

Chris, Chris, slow down.

If you want, I can take you as far as the bus station.

With the popular balloons we all know and love...