Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

You son of a bitch! How could you do that to me?

Happy Thanksgiving, everyone.

Oh, the rails are off this thing.

Oh, look, a tie. Perfect.

Nickelodeon, October 4th, There will be Sign-in Required, The Clip for this URL is Not Available, Folks, Meme Creation Failed, Bad Gateway, And Shutting down Fire Tablet! (Hans slam the door) Just shut the fuck up! What the fuck did you say?

Boy, yesterday I'm microwaving a cat,

Hand over the turkey. What?!

and as long as I don't hit a person on a boat, it's okay.

* Is violence in movies and sex on TV *

today I'm giving a speech.

we Irish we have a deep sadness

I'm sorry I yelled at you.

All right, Chris, acting as host

Home is this way; we're both just walking home.

and with him gone, that makes you the man of the house.

You are so stupid!

Nickelodeon, October 4th, There will be Sign-in Required, The Clip for this URL is Not Available, Folks, Meme Creation Failed, Bad Gateway, Shutting down Fire Tablet, Power Outages, Radio Outages, Destroying Earth, All YouTube Channels Terminated, Earthquake for 1 hour, Families with Stomach Bug, KOLA 99.9 Shuts Down, and Resetting All Devices! (hans slam the door)

Snarling Animals Screaming

just like PB and J,

I should check if your mother needs help in the kitchen.

You folks are in luck.

How I Feel About Sharing Wine With My Family

Hitchhike? You know how dangerous that is?

You can? Oh, thank you so much!

I swear to God, I thought dogs could breathe underwater.

Great. The water completely killed my phone.

we have to decide who gets to ride in the cart

It’s Walt Disney World 25 Annual Christmas Day Parade

we could use a good chuckle like that.

Sorry, can't hear you.

faster than you can say, "Jack Robinson."