Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

No previous test score because you ditched every test, but a 38.

well raelene you're so philisoaphoisioal. thanks dear me phyllis needed to slip on soap with social.

Get rid of that couch. That is a definite fire hazard.

I'll make French toast for us. Do you like French toast?

The person we admire most in the world is makeup artist

You're suspended until Kelban returns and fires you.

What? What? What?

please turn to page 46 in your textbook.

tinks puss or a stinks twit or a whiper tous or a dracky boyder or whacky dracky mueller or a twinks stit! otherwise i'll call the police and you'll go straight to jail for slapping! yeah you show that evil fuck dad of yours ashley! he'll learn in jail next time he gets out of line double bolt the door and slam it shut.

- You look terrific. - Well, I'm feeling pretty good.

All right, have a seat. Let's see who the lucky winners are.

- What, alone? - I'll make friends.

You know, six weeks ago, I thought he had the IQ of a salad bar.

- Can't. - See?

Wait! Is this the same guy that took his English class to the petting zoo?

- We'll see. - Good enough.

That's 125 percent improvement. Now, that's teaching.

yes beryl celebrantsial? what do you want? i want to hoop up library books and tell maxine lewis to stuff it.

Today was phenom.

I submit that this man went to jail for his students.

Wait, you gave me your word.

I need your car.

Had my body used for a tackling dummy, my house trashed,

I won't get in your way.

Me and Chainsaw, we been sober for two days, four hours and 15 minutes.

you're up for tenure. You want a job next year?

- Are we really that ready? - Ready? What time's the test?

Mr. Gills sure does know his child psychology.

OK. Break the seals on your test booklets now.

Unless you guys all pass that test, my job? Memorex.

OK. I'm gonna collect your book reports.

- Good luck, honey. - Thanks, Mom.

I'm not ready to be a mom.

- See you. - Wait, wait! Mr. Shoop, wait!

Twenty, 19, 18, 17, 16, 15,

Why am I doing this?

I don't care what your files say. You are not that dumb.

- They all have to pass? - It's called teaching.

- Believe it? - No.

I hate that kid.

9:05 in the evening i'm all up in my feelings i'm calling your phone cause i can't get enough and i got work in the morning early early in the morning but who needs sleep when i'm living it up? oh why i gotta do this the hard way, my body wants to be in your arms babe. something i'll regreat in the morning.

I'm Dave. I'm Chainsaw We'll see you at the movies

when someone asks how I'm feeling

- All right, the power of the pen. - Hey, thanks, Chainsaw.

- Watch the sunset. - Sounds wonderful.

Boy, never, ever. There's our English teacher, let's ask him.

It looks beautiful. Let's sit down, eat.

Kim, get in the car.

- You're not the kind of guy I date. - Yeah? What kind are you dating?

No, he's a neighborhood dog.

Girl, this ain't the Riviera.

But we need a teacher. What do you say, Mr. Shoop?

A woman of culture...

How am I gonna tell you I love him when it's so new?

Oh, sorry, that's...

three, two, one!

If you're even a little out of sync, you're grim,

Hey, I gotta say something. This whole thing is a joke.

but I'm sure that you'll enjoy their joie de vivre.

Signal left. Pull on out.

Your teacher was arrested for giving vodka to some kids.

And is signed, forgive me, Chainsaw,

Where are we going, cockfights?

forša svētdiena, bet esi aizmirsis, ka vēl brauc kopā ar instruktoru!

- Professional courtesy. - No. You like me.

What you have is a learning disorder called dyslexia.

- What's up? - Found these boys with alcohol.

it used to be renie wona virus so she could travel internationally to make tuteam bridges proud but she quit so it would be marcus harris taking those duties wouldn't it? yes it would.

it's no big deal don't worry about it. ok then i won't worry about it.

Using a number two pencil, take your answer sheet and fill in your name.

I like you that much.

Mr. Shoop. Oh, Mr. Shoop.

Teamwork, sportsmanship, how your friends look naked.

Tell me you love him, I'll stop asking you out.

ok let's press! (pushes button) wheeeeee! and by the way (shouting) graham gallagher don't call me allison statler butthead it hurts my feelings! in roman numerals. and out in the middle of nowhere. maybe it brings the tram here or maybe it's something to do with what brings the tram here i'm not really sure.

David was doing his homework too

Eakian, this party's getting weak.

yes but then you had the choice of sushi or a bmx bike. but mommy i'm not really sure about that zing pop culture stuff on kickstarter it's just (kicks) hey don't kick me!

Do we have a deal?

- We failed. - He just said the average grade

How do you teach?

I'm sure you're aware that I'm teaching next door.

I just hope having a maid

Well, it'll happen from time to time.

I turned you down for dinner at least a dozen times