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He's still a human being, Phillip.
You know why so many drunk drivers get in wrecks? Because they don’t *learn* to drive drunk
yes beryl whacksial? what do you want? i want the lonleen.
Party all the time Party all the time
Ara now
- Bizarre. - Yeah, that's what I thought.
Larry?
Oh, God, you're freezing.
Is going on throw-up rides and rubbing barnyard animals
:)
I'm 16. And you should consider that.
Right now you're very cold.
Why are you driving with only one hand?
Mr. Gills, I cannot study. I'm going to the library.
From a 26 to a 70.
- Free? - Free. I'm writing the word...
Eakian. A 51 to a 74.
Freddy, go ahead. You can tell me anything.
Here is the correct way to drive
- Yeah. - Yeah.
But we just started dating, so you do what you think's right.
How do you want your eggs, honey? Fried, scrambled?
Well, I come off pretty mature.
he taught her to drive.
I admire people for different reasons.
Is he OK?
So you're free to see other people, then?
The grunion are running tonight.
Mr. Shoop, this is our new foreign exchange student,
Damn it!
Pam?
Oh, I can sew that.
- Don't you like me just a little bit? - No.
Get them off! Get them off me!
I mean, before she knew who I was, she put 5 bucks in my G-string.
Morning, Dad.
That's good. Remember, I'm your teacher.
Almost.
- Jail? - What, you're surprised?
Gills, what if I become a model teacher?
This officer is here to see that there is no cheating.
- Pam, look, I'm your teacher. - No.
Looking good, Denise. Good luck.
It's somewhere in this room.
Watch your ass, folks! Banzai!
- Man. - Listen, Denise.
Trump signing laws January 19th..
The baby is healthy and happy.
- It's true, Your Honor. - Our lives are a mess.
Very, very, very, very, very...
Does anybody need anything?
Very cute.
Chainsaw! Chainsaw! Chainsaw!
they share the same brain.
I'm sure.
Using a number two pencil, take your answer sheet and fill in your name.
why don't you go ahead, order two lunches and eat them yourself.
- No, I don't. - Yes, you do.
My body is out of control and it's big and ugly.
it used to be melissa kendrew letting ashley gallagher scratch herself to death and report her directly to gabi anderson but she quit so it would be kim bossington taking those duties wouldn't it? yes it would.
And I'll be 75 and it won't matter anyway.
- Interesting boy. - No, you can say it. He's a lunatic.
OK.
- Tough day? - We've been torturing Gills.
But the rest of you clowns...
- No, I don't. - Yeah, you do.
All I'm asking for is a little extra effort.
One for each face
- They're as smart as you and me. - You and I.
However, in accordance with policies on minimum academic proficiencies,
47 He's back, ladies and gentlemen!
pepe and louie are grandparents now! thier puppies have had puppies! oh congratulations to them! i hope they'll be very happy!
God, this is hard.
Thank you.
So far, I've only subbed at grammar schools,
- Where are my keys? - There's the dick-brain that knows.
Proof is here in these test results. Look for yourself, Mr. Shoop.
I don't know.
I'm in the wrong business. But about school,
What are you doing here?
OK. OK, I'm a fun guy. I'll play along.
It had passion and a plucky spirit.
You need to retrain your brain to deal with information.
The Screwdriver was a disappointment.
- Didn't he teach remedial English? - Well, yes... Winnick!
He wants a bed.
Let's start all over. Hi, I'm Freddy Shoop.
Pam.
And a damned good one.
In Anna-Maria's honor.