Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- Alan Eakian. - Present, sir.

Come on, Pam. Time for more fun.

but something really bizarre has happened to my kids.

Try and slow it down.

I'm Principal Kelban.

Your practice test scores were great. Hey, come on,

I'm going to Hawaii and be tan.

There's nothing going on in there. Remember those bribes?

- Great day for a test, huh? - Yeah.

...articulate... cultured...

When do we get to see the whippersnapper?

You're gonna do well, Jerome. I can feel it.

Come in, come in, Mrs. Eakian.

One of my all-time faves.

Jeez, I'm so embarrassed. But you are cute.

My girl likes to party all the time

Then I'm afraid we're gonna need some extra incentive.

No. I'm gonna listen to their parents.

You will have 20 minutes to complete this section.

wheezing and itching, with goat hairs on his clothes.

I passed! I am an Eakian, Grams.

Mr. Shoop's been making a lot of progress in his class, Phillip.

Then we are on our way to court.

- Is this guy bitchen or what? - Now, Mr. Shoop...

How I feel right now!!

Gills, Kelban. I did it, I did it.

and we hope your organization will see no need to boycott.

- You all right? - Yeah. Come on in.

hello zak mermaid! tickle! tickle! during these crazy times don't keep your hands to yourself! thanks ashley! you're welcome zak! during these weird times i have to worry about other people's problems. tickle tickle! keep your hands to eating soap!

- My shades keep falling apart. - Perfect.

Arrested for contributing to the delinquency of minors?

Don't look at me. You're in charge of summer school.

It always has been.

It's mine. See, I live in that house right there

Round English muffin, square butter, triangular bush. The man is an artist.

It's not necessary. Go away!

What do you mean, wish?

I'm not ready for high school.

Yes, it is. Come in here, please.

my kids! #mykids.

- I passed? - You passed.

You know, like a favor.

- You guys are good men. - Thank you.

Anybody got any ideas here?

Because of him, we stopped having kids.

I mean, you can imagine the feeling when I saw him studying.

- If you're serious, I'll help you. - Great.

I assume there was some sort of a baby mix-up at the hospital.

You know, what's sad is you guys could all pass that test.

you been here 12 hours. I want you to go home,

- OK. - I better get going.

- We shouldn't have tried this. - It was a mistake.

You know nothing Steven vigil

- Did you show him proof of age? - Yeah, I guess I did.

- Do you wanna go with me? - What about Mr. Shoop?

Hey, jelly. I'm touched.

Actually, Mr. Shoop, those files are usually right on the money

I don't know anything. I don't know anything!

- Where are my car keys? - How would I know?

Don't you ever, ever yell at the driver! Do you hear me?

This is so humiliating.

Enough of this shit.

Yeah, my mother noticed that too.

If you're not doing anything tomorrow, I thought we could do something.

Yeah, well, I couldn't have done it without you.

- Please. - All right.

- There he is. - Leatherface, Leatherface.

Sorry I'm late.

- They'll relate to you. - I appreciate that.

White ones. So about dinner,

All right, it's about time.

make it sound official?

Well, I'll let you return to your rigorous pursuit

But don't worry, we'll be right over.

- I don't know! - Honey, what's wrong?

you're blowing the barrel, you're seaweed.

a screening of Texas Chainsaw Massacre 1.

It's a simple matter of renegotiating our contracts.

Jackpot. Whole box. Here you go, my treat.

Writing paragraphs.

Field trips to the beach, a bed in your classroom, drinking at the beach,

I remember you. Where have you been? Bathroom.

Yeah. Chef Boyardee.

- It was nice to meet you, Pam. - You too.